Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised. 9:25
Trivia: In Jeremiah 8, what did God say he'd do to the wise men who rejected his word?
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The Book of the Prophet Jeremiah
1 Jeremiah, the unborn prophet (1-5)
God put words in Jeremiah's mouth (6-19)
2 In vain have I smitten your children (1-37)
4 Circumcise the foreskin of your heart (1-4)
The destroyer of the Gentiles is on his way (5-31)
5 Try to find a good person (1-6)
Everyone neighed after his neighbor's wife (7-14)
Tremble at my presence (15-31)
6 Their ear is uncircumcised (1-10)
I will bring evil upon this people (11-30)
7 You've got to change your evil ways (1-15)
Don't pray for these people (16-20)
I never asked for animal sacrifices (21-28)
The Valley of Slaughter (29-34)
I'll give their wives to other men (7-11)
They didn't even blush (12-16)
I'll send cockatrices to bite you (17-22)
9 I wish my head was filled with water (1-2)
A den of dragons (3-14)
Like dung on the ground (15-24)
Uncircumcised hearts (25-26)
10 Learn not the way of the heathen (1-25)
11 I will bring evil upon them (1-13)
Don't pray for these people (14-19)
Let me see your vengeance on them (20-23)
12 Prepare them for the day of slaughter (1-6)
The sword of the LORD shall devour (7-17)
I will dash them one against another (12-21)
I'll discover your skirts on your face (22-27)
Don't pray for these people (11-13)
The prophets prophesy lies in my name (14-22)
I'm tired of repenting (6)
I'll kill their children (7-21)
16 Don't get married and have a family (1-4)
Don't mourn for them (5-9)
Because your fathers have forsaken me (10-21)
17 The sin of Judah is written with a pen (1-3)
God's anger will burn forever (4-18)
Don't carry things on the sabbath day (19-27)
I frame evil against you (11-17)
Jeremiah's prayer: Pour out their blood (18-23)
19 Eating the flesh of family and friends (1-)
20 Pashur arrests Jeremiah (1-2)
God changes Pashur's name to Magormissabib (3-6)
Jeremiah curses the day he was born (7-18)
21 I myself will fight against you (1-14)
22 Do no violence to the stranger (1-17)
Jehoiakim will be buried like a donkey (18-30)
23 THE LORD OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS (1-9)
I am like a drunken man (9-10)
I am against the prophets (11-40)
The wine cup of God's fury (15-31)
They shall be dung upon the ground (32-38)
26 Jeremiah's Temple prophecy (1-7)
The trial of Jeremiah (8-19)
The prophet Urijah (20-24)
28 Hananiah, the good news prophet (1-9)
Hananiah breaks Jeremiah's yoke (10-14)
God kills Hananiah (15-17)
29 Jeremiah's letter to the people in Babylon (1-23)
Jeremiah's letter to Shemaiah (24-32)
30 Write all the words that I've spoken to you in a book (1-24)
31 Some more words to write down (1-)
Jeremiah's prayer (16-25)
God's response (26-44)
33 The word of God comes to Jeremiah a second time (1-26)
34 God tells Zedekiah about his death (1-7)
Zedekiah frees the slaves (8-10)
The freed slaves are enslaved again (11)
God's kills the people (for enslaving their former slaves) (12-22)
35 The Rechabites refuse to drink wine in God's house (1-11)
God will do all the evil things that he said he'd do (12-19)
36 The first book of Jeremiah (1-19)
Second Jeremiah (20-32)
37 Zedekiah asks Jeremiah to pray for him (1-14)
Jeremiah goes to prison (15-21)
38 Jeremiah is thrown into a dry well (1-6)
An Ethiopian eunuch saves Jeremiah (7-13)
Jeremiah and God threaten Zedekiah (14-28)
39 The fall of Jerusalem (1-18)
40 Jeremiah is set free (1-16)
41 Some random killings (1-18)
42 We'll do whatever God wants: good or evil (1-6)
Wherever you go, God will kill you (7-22)
43 The people go to Egypt (1-7)
Jeremiah hides some big rocks for God (8-13)
44 God will kill every Jew in Egypt (1-14)
The Queen of Heaven (15-19)
God swears to do evil (20-30)
45 Stop complaining, Baruch (1-5)
46 Against the Gentiles (1-28)
47 Against the Philistines (1-6)
49 Concerning the Ammonites (1-6)
Concerning Edom (7-22)
Concerning Damascus (23-27)
Concerning Kedar and Hazor (28-35)
Upon Elam (36-39)
Israel and Judah will go home (4-10)
God will destroy Babylon (11-)
51 God will destroy Babylon (1-)
Jeremiah's book is thrown into the Euphrates ()
Jehoiachin is set free (31-34)
