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The Book of Deuteronomy

CHAPTERS

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

Introduction

OUTLINE

1 Moses's speech (Part 1)
2 Moses's speech (Part 2)
3 Moses's speech (Part 3)
4 Moses's speech (Part 4)
Cities of refuge
5 The Ten (?) Commandments
The people hear the voice of God
6 Commandments, statutes, and judgments
7 How to commit genocide
8 Remember the Exodus and obey the commandments
9 God will destoy the giants
Remember all the times when God wanted to kill everyone
10 A new set of tablets
11 Remember God's killings
Obey the commandments
12 Religious intolerance, animal sacrifice, blood, and abominations
13 Kill dreamers and prophets whose signs and wonders come true
Kill your family and friends if they try to change your religious beliefs
If a city has people who believe in other gods, kill everyone in that city
14 The Israelites are God's favorite people
What you may and may not eat
Tithes
15 The sabbatical year
Lend money to the poor
Rules for slave owners
Rules for sacrificing first-born males
16 Three feasts: Abib, Weeks, and Tabernacles
Judges and officers
Groves and images
17 Blemished animal sacrifices are abominations to God
Stone to death anyone who worships another god
Stone to death anyone who will not listen to a priest or judge
The king is chosen by God
18 Priests and Levites
Wizards, witches, and astrologers are abominations to God
A prophet like Moses
Kill false prophets
19 Cities of refuge
The avenger of blood
Landmarks and witnesses
20 Holy war
21 What to do with a dead body
What to do with women captured in a holy war
What to do if you have two wives (one loved, one hated)
What to do with a disobedient son
How to hang people on trees
22 Help your neighbor
Clothing, roofs, and plowing
Non-virgin brides must be stoned to death
Rape (married or virgin, city or country)
Don't take your father's wife or discover his skirt
23 The congregation of the Lord
Personal hygiene: Wet dreams and defecation
Runaway slaves
Whores and Sodomites
Vows and usury
24 Divorce
Assorted laws
25 Legal disputes (and muzzled oxen)
A man must marry his dead brother's wife (or she will spit in his face)
When to cut off a woman's hand (without pity)
Be honest in business
Remember to kill Amalekites
26 Give your first fruits to God
Say a few words to God
27 The entire law written on plastered stones
Twelve curses from Mount Ebal
28 Blessings for obeying God
Curses for disobeying God
29 Moses gives another speech: Part 1
30 Another Speech: Part 2
31 Moses's speech: Part 3
Moses writes and delivers the law
God appears and teaches Moses a song
Moses writes down God's song
32 Moses sings God's Drunk With Blood song
God tells Moses to climb Mount Nebo and die
33 Moses's blessing
34 Moses dies