Elisha prayed unto the LORD, and said, Smite this people, I pray thee, with blindness. And he smote them with blindness according to the word of Elisha. 6:18
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The Second Book of Kings
1 King Ahaziah asks Baalzebub about his injuries (1-8)
God burns 102 men to death (for asking Elijah to come down from a hill) (9-15)
God kills Ahaziah (for asking the wrong god) (16-19)
2 Elijah goes to heaven in a chariot of fire (1-18)
Elisha heals Jericho's water supply (19-22)
God sends two bears to rip apart 42 little children (for making fun of Elisha's bald head) (23-25)
3 Israel, Judah, and Edom attack Moab (1-27)
4 A miraculous pot of oil (1-7)
Elisha makes a woman pregnant (8-17)
Elisha brings a dead boy back to life (18-37)
There was nothing wrong with the stew (38-41)
Elisha feeds the one hundred (42-43)
5 Elisha cures Naaman's leprosy (1-19)
Elisha gives Gehazi and his descendants leprosy (20-27)
6 Elisha makes an iron axe head swim (1-7)
Elisha has ESP (8-12)
God blinds the Syrian army (13-23)
God sends a famine on Syria (24-33)
7 A skeptic is trampled to death (1-20)
8 God's seven-year famine (1-6)
Elisha's lie (7-13)
Hazael smothers King Benhadad (14-15)
Jehoram of Judah (16-24 2 Chr 21)
Ahaziah of Judah (25-29 2 Chr 22)
9 God tells Jehu to kill Ahab's descendants (1-13)
Jehu kills Joram and Ahaziah (14-29)
Jehu kills Jezebel (30-7)
10 Jehu kills Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps (1-8)
Jehu kills Ahab's relatives in Jezreel (9-11)
Jehu kills 42 of Ahaziah's family (12-14)
Jehu and Jehonadab kill Ahab's Samaritan relatives (15-17)
Jehu kills the followers of Baal (18-29)
Jehu dies. (30-36)
11 Athaliah kills her grandsons (and becomes queen of Judah) (1-3)
Jehoiada kills Athaliah and the priest of Baal (4-21)
12 King Jehoash of Judah (1-21)
13 Jehoahaz and Jehoash (1-13)
Elisha dies (14-25)
14 Amaziah of Judah and Jehoash of Israel (1-20)
Azariah of Judah and Jeroboam of Israel (21-29)
15 God gives Azariah leprosy (1-7)
Some kings of Israel (8-31)
King Jotham of Judah (32-38)
17 King Hoshea and the Assyrian invasion of Samaria (1-41)
18 Hezekiah, the best king of Judah (1-17)
The Assyrians invade Judah (13-37)
19 Messages between God, Hezekiah, Sennacherib, and Isaiah (1-35)
An angel of God kills 185,000 sleeping soldiers (35)
Sennacherib is killed by his sons (36-37)
20 Hezekiah is cured with a lump of figs (1-7)
God makes a shadow go backwards (8-11)
A Babylonian visits Hezekiah (12-19)
Hezekiah dies (20-21)
21 King Manasseh of Judah (1-18)
King Amon of Judah (19-26)
21 King Josiah and the book of the law (1-20)
23 Josiah, the intolerant king of Judah (1-30)
King Jehoahaz of Judah (31-34)
King Jehoiakim of Judah (35-37)
24 God sends enemies to attack Judah (1-16 2 Chr 36)
Zedekiah becomes king of Judah (17-20)
25 The fall of Jerusalem (1-30)
Jehoiachin is set free (27-30)
