Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle. 21:12
Trivia: Who did God say the dogs would eat and whose body would be like dung upon the ground?
The Bible in Fewer Words - 2 Kings (11)
Absurdity (45)
Cruelty & Violence (37)
Contradictions (36)
Injustice (33)
Intolerance (16)
Family Values (13)
Science (10)
Interpretation (5)
Boring stuff (4)
Homosexuality (4)
Language (3)
Prophecy (2)
Women (1)
The Second Book of Kings
1 King Ahaziah asks Baalzebub about his injuries (1-8)
God burns 102 men to death (for asking Elijah to come down from a hill) (9-15)
God kills Ahaziah (for asking the wrong god) (16-19)
2 Elijah goes to heaven in a chariot of fire (1-18)
Elisha heals Jericho's water supply (19-22)
God sends two bears to rip apart 42 little children (for making fun of Elisha's bald head) (23-25)
3 Israel, Judah, and Edom attack Moab (1-27)
4 A miraculous pot of oil (1-7)
Elisha makes a woman pregnant (8-17)
Elisha brings a dead boy back to life (18-37)
There was nothing wrong with the stew (38-41)
Elisha feeds the one hundred (42-43)
5 Elisha cures Naaman's leprosy (1-19)
Elisha gives Gehazi and his descendants leprosy (20-27)
6 Elisha makes an iron axe head swim (1-7)
Elisha has ESP (8-12)
God blinds the Syrian army (13-23)
God sends a famine on Samaria (24-33)
7 A skeptic is trampled to death (1-20)
8 God's seven-year famine (1-6)
Elisha's lie (7-13)
Hazael smothers King Benhadad (14-15)
Jehoram of Judah (16-24)
Ahaziah of Judah (25-29)
9 God tells Jehu to kill Ahab's descendants (1-13)
Jehu kills Joram and Ahaziah (14-29)
Jehu kills Jezebel (30-37)
10 Jehu kills Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps (1-8)
Jehu kills Ahab's relatives in Jezreel (9-11)
Jehu kills 42 of Ahaziah's family (12-14)
Jehu and Jehonadab kill Ahab's Samaritan relatives (15-17)
Jehu kills the followers of Baal (18-29)
Jehu dies. (30-36)
11 Athaliah kills her grandsons (and becomes queen of Judah) (1-3)
Jehoiada kills Athaliah and the priest of Baal (4-21)
12 King Jehoash of Judah (1-21)
13 Jehoahaz and Jehoash (1-13)
Elisha dies (14-25)
14 Amaziah of Judah and Jehoash of Israel (1-20)
Azariah of Judah and Jeroboam of Israel (21-29)
15 God gives Azariah leprosy (1-7)
Some kings of Israel (8-31)
King Jotham of Judah (32-38)
17 King Hoshea and the Assyrian invasion of Samaria (1-41)
18 Hezekiah, the best king of Judah (1-12)
The Assyrians invade Judah (13-37)
19 Messages between God, Hezekiah, Sennacherib, and Isaiah (1-35)
An angel of God kills 185,000 sleeping soldiers (35)
Sennacherib is killed by his sons (36-37)
20 Hezekiah is cured with a lump of figs (1-7)
God makes a shadow go backwards (8-11)
A Babylonian visits Hezekiah (12-19)
Hezekiah dies (20-21)
21 King Manasseh of Judah (1-18)
King Amon of Judah (19-26)
22 King Josiah and the book of the law (1-20)
23 Josiah, the intolerant king of Judah (1-30)
King Jehoahaz of Judah (31-34)
King Jehoiakim of Judah (35-37)
24 God sends enemies to attack Judah (1-16 2 Chr 36)
Zedekiah becomes king of Judah (17-20)
25 The fall of Jerusalem (1-26)
Jehoiachin is set free (27-30)
