Skeptic's Annotated Bible
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2 Kings

Introduction

A Topical Outline

Drunk With Blood

Trivia Questions

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Absurdities
Cruelty and Violence
Contradictions
Injustice
Intolerance
Family Values
Science and History
Interpretation
Homosexuality
Language
Prophecy
Boring Stuff
Commandments
Good Stuff

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The Second Book of Kings

CHAPTERS

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25

Introduction

OUTLINE

1 King Ahaziah asks Baalzebub about his injuries
God burns 102 men to death (for asking Elijah to come down from a hill)
God kills Ahaziah (for asking the wrong god)
2 Elijah goes to heaven in a chariot of fire
Elisha healed Jericho's water supply
God sends two bears to rip apart 42 little children (for making fun of Elisha's bald head)
3 Israel, Judah, and Edom attack Moab
4 A miraculous pot of oil
Elisha makes a woman pregnant
Elisha brings a dead boy back to life
There was nothing wrong with the stew
Elisha feeds the one hundred
5 Elisha cures Naaman's leprosy
Elisha gives Gehazi and his descendants leprosy
6 Elisha makes an iron axe head swim
Elisha has ESP
God blinds the Syrian army
God sends a famine on Syria
7 A skeptic is trampled to death
8 God's seven-year famine
Elisha lies to Hazael
Hazael smothers King Benhadad
Jehoram of Judah
Ahaziah of Judah
9 God tells Jehu to kill Ahab's descendants
Jehu kills Joram (Jehoram) and Ahaziah
Jehu kills Jezebel
10 Jehu kills Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps
Jehu kills Ahab's relatives in Jezreel
Jehu kills 42 of Ahaziah's family
Jehu and Jehonadab kill Ahab's Samaritan relatives
Jehu kills the followers of Baal
Jehu dies
11 Athaliah kills her grandsons (and becomes queen of Judah)
Jehoiada kills Athaliah and the priest of Baal
12 King Jehoash of Judah
13 Jehoahaz and Jehoash
Elisha dies
14 Amaziah of Judah and Jehoash of Israel
Azariah of Judah and Jeroboam of Israel
15 God gives Azariah leprosy
Some kings of Israel
King Jotham of Judah
16 King Ahaz of Judah
17 King Hoshea and Assyrian invasion of Samaria
18 Hezekiah, the best king of Judah
The Assyrians invade Judah
19 Messages between God, Hezekiah, Sennacherib, and Isaiah
An angel of God kills 185,000 sleeping soldiers
Sennacherib is killed by his sons
20 Hezekiah is cured with with a lump of figs
God makes a shadow go backwards
A Babylonian visits Hezekiah
Hezekiah dies
21 King Manasseh of Judah
King Amon of Judah
22 King Josiah and the book of the law
23 Josiah, the intolerant king of Judah
King Jehoahaz of Judah
King Jehoiakim of Judah
24 God sends enemies to attack Judah
Zedekiah becomes king of Judah
25 The fall of Jerusalem
Jehoiachin is set free