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By hearkening to observe all the words which I, the Lord their God, shall speak unto them, they shall never cease to prevail until the kingdoms of the world are subdued under my feet, and the earth is given unto the saints, to possess it forever and ever. 103:7

Trivia: What city did Jesus say he'd give to the Mormons?

Stephen Burnett: Go preach to every creature on earth
Absurdity 80:1-5

1 Verily, thus saith the Lord unto you my servant Stephen Burnett: Go ye, go ye into the world and preach the gospel to every creature that cometh under the sound of your voice.

Stephen Burnett: Go preach to every creature on earth.

2 And inasmuch as you desire a companion, I will give unto you my servant Eden Smith.

Since you'd like a companion, I'll give you Eden Smith.

3 Wherefore, go ye and preach my gospel, whether to the north or to the south, to the east or to the west, it mattereth not, for ye cannot go amiss.

I don't care whether you go north, south, east, or west.

You can't go wrong.

4 Therefore, declare the things which ye have heard, and verily believe, and know to be true.

Just say what you've heard and believe to be true.

5 Behold, this is the will of him who hath called you, your Redeemer, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

This is the will of Jesus. Amen.

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