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-God's Killings in Genesis
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And Jacob lifted up his eyes, and looked, and, behold, Esau came, and with
him four hundred men. And he divided the children unto Leah, and unto
Rachel, and unto the two handmaids.||
And he put the handmaids and their children foremost, and Leah and her
children after, and Rachel and Joseph hindermost.||
And he passed over before them, and bowed himself to the ground seven
times, until he came near to his brother.||
And Esau ran to meet him, and embraced him, and fell on his neck, and
kissed him: and they wept.||
And he lifted up his eyes, and saw the women and the children; and said,
Who are those with thee? And he said, The children which God hath graciously
given thy servant.||
Then the handmaidens came near, they and their children, and they bowed
And Leah also with her children came near, and bowed themselves: and after
came Joseph near and Rachel, and they bowed themselves.||
And he said, What meanest thou by all this drove which I met? And he said,
These are to find grace in the sight of my lord.||
And Esau said, I have enough, my brother; keep that thou hast unto
(33:10) "I have seen thy face, as though I had seen the face of God."|
Since Jacob just saw the face of God a few verses ago (Genesis 32:30), he ought to know what God looks like.
So now we do too. God looks just like Esau! Which is kind of strange, since God hates Esau (Malachi 1:3,
So all those pictures of God that you've seen? They had it all wrong. God is a redhead, just like Esau was. In fact,
God is covered with red hair all over his body. And everytime God looks in the mirror, he says to himself,
"Damn, I look just like Esau. And I hate Esau."
Unless, of course, Jacob was a liar.
(Which he was. That's why God like him so much.)
(33:18) "When he came from Padanaram"
When did Jacob rename Luz to Bethel?
And Jacob said, Nay, I pray thee, if now I have found grace in thy sight,
then receive my present at my hand: for therefore I have seen thy face, as
though I had seen the face of God, and thou wast pleased with me.
Take, I pray thee, my blessing that is brought to thee; because God hath
dealt graciously with me, and because I have enough. And he urged him, and
he took it.
And he said, Let us take our journey, and let us go, and I will go before
And he said unto him, My lord knoweth that the children are tender, and
the flocks and herds with young are with me: and if men should overdrive
them one day, all the flock will die.
Let my lord, I pray thee, pass over before his servant: and I will lead on
softly, according as the cattle that goeth before me and the children be
able to endure, until I come unto my lord unto Seir.
And Esau said, Let me now leave with thee some of the folk that are with
me. And he said, What needeth it? let me find grace in the sight of my lord.
So Esau returned that day on his way unto Seir.
And Jacob journeyed to Succoth, and built him an house, and made booths
for his cattle: therefore the name of the place is called Succoth.
And Jacob came to Shalem, a city of Shechem, which is in the land of
Canaan, when he came from Padanaram; and pitched his tent before the city.
And he bought a parcel of a field, where he had spread his tent, at the
hand of the children of Hamor, Shechem's father, for an hundred pieces of
And he erected there an altar, and called it EleloheIsrael. ||
- Dwindling in Unbelief
- God is a redhead. Genesis 33:10
- OMGWTFBible: Episode 15 (27 and 28: Genesis 32:3 - 33:20)
- Recorded live at Beauty Bar on November 25, 2013. Guest: Chris Hastings
- Slate Blogs the Bible by David Plotz
- Jacob Gets His Comeuppance