0 Psalms Introduction

The horns of the wicked also will I cut off; but the horns of the righteous shall be exalted. 75:10

Trivia: According to the Psalms, who belches out with their mouth?

Psalms for Skeptics

The thing that stands out about the psalms is how violent, vengeful, and vindictive they are.

Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth ... let them be cut pieces.

Such prayers fill the psalms along with statements like this:

The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

Here are some highlights:

  • "My God ... thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly." 3:7
  • God hates sinners. 5:5
  • Dead people neither remember God nor give him thanks. 6:5
  • "God will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow ... He hath ... prepared ... the instruments of death." 7:11-13
  • "Thou hast destroyed cities." 9:6
  • God hides from those who need him the most. 10:1
  • "His eyelids try the children of men." 11:4
  • God will rain fire and brimstone upon "wicked" people. 11:6
  • Atheists are fools who never do anything good. 14:1, 53:1
  • "At thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore." 16:11
  • Smoke comes out of God's nose and fire comes out of his mouth. 18:8
  • God rides upon cherubs and can fly. 18:10
  • The God of Peace teaches us to kill our neighbors in war. 18:34, 144:1
  • God helps believers kill and enslave their enemies. 18:40-43
  • If you make God angry, he'll burn you and your children to death and shoot you in the back with his arrows. 21:9-12
  • Hate people, but trust in God. 31:6
  • Those who are poor or hungry just aren't seeking God enough. 34:9, 37:3
  • God laughs at those he will later torment. 37:13
  • "My loins are filled with a loathsome disease." 38:7
  • God's clothes smell like myrrh, aloes, and cassia. 45:8
  • If you forget God, he will tear you in pieces. 50:22
  • If you don't trust God, he'll kill you, and while you're dying the "righteous" will laugh at you. 52:5-6
  • Bad people are bad from birth -- God made them that way. 58:3
  • "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth, ... let them be cut pieces." 58:6-8
  • "The righteous" will rejoice when they see "the wicked" being dismembered by God. They'll "wash their feet in the blood of the wicked." 58:10
  • The heathen "make a noise like a dog ... Behold, they belch out with their mouths." 59:5-7
  • God will "wound the head of his enemies" and the righteous will dip their feet in their blood. 68:21-23
  • "Let their eyes be darkened ... and make their loins continually to shake." 69:23
  • The earth is stationary and does not move. 93:1, 104:5
  • God heals all diseases. Medical science is unnecessary. 103:2-3
  • God will "fill the places with dead bodies." 110:6
  • "The dead praise not the Lord." 115:17
  • God is praised for slaughtering little babies. 135:8
  • "To him that smote Egypt in their first born: for his mercy endures forever." 136:10
  • Happiness is smashing your little children against rocks. 137:9
  • "If I make my bed in hell, behold thou art there." 139:8
  • "Do not I hate them, O Lord? ... I hate them with a perfect hatred." 139:19-22
  • A prayer that God will burn people to death. 140:10
  • "Praise the LORD ... ye dragons." 148:7

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