0 SAB - Drunk with Blood: God's killings in Judges

I kill ... I wound ... I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh. Deuteronomy 32:39-42

God's Killings in Judges

Judges is a violent book, even by biblical standards. It begins with six God-assisted genocides and then repeats the following story, with slight variation, five times:

  1. The Israelites do evil in the site of the Lord.
  2. God gets angry and sells them into slavery.
  3. The children of Israel cry unto the Lord.
  4. God slaughters the people he sold the Israelites to.

Some of the variants are more interesting than others. There's Ehud's message from God (a knife blade in a fat man's belly); Jael's tent stake pounded through a sleeping man's skull; and Gideon story's -- one of the most bizarre in the entire Bible.

There are other killings in Judges, though. Shamgar kills sixty Philistines with an ox goad; a city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit; Jephthah sacrifices his daughter to God; and 42,000 are killed for failing the "shibboleth" test.

And then there's the whole series of Samson killings. The spirit of the Lord comes on Samson and he kills 30 men for their clothes. The spirit of the Lord comes on him again and he kills 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. And in his final act, Samson kills 3000 in the first suicide terrorist attack.

The book ends with a holy civil war and two genocides following the rape, dismemberment, and mail-message dispersal of a concubines body.

Judges has no message or moral. It is just bizarre, grotesque God-inspired carnage from beginning to end.

Here are the killings in Judges

  1. The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the PerizzitesZZZ
  2. The Jerusalem massacreZZZ
  3. Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariotsZZZ
  4. The Lord delivered ChushanrishathaimZZZ
  5. Ehud delivers a message from GodZZZ
  6. God delivers 10,000 lusty MoabitesZZZ
  7. Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goadZZZ
  8. Barak and God massacre the CanaanitesZZZ
  9. Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skullZZZ
  10. Gideon's Story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellowZZZ
  11. A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spiritZZZ
  12. The Ammonite massacreZZZ
  13. Jephthah's daughterZZZ
  14. 42,000 killed for failing theZZZ
  15. The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he murdered thirty men for their clothesZZZ
  16. The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an assZZZ
  17. Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attackZZZ
  18. A holy civil war (It had something to do with rotting, concubine body-part messages)ZZZ
  19. The end of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virginsZZZ

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