"And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From
going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it." -- Job 1:7
Job for Skeptics
The Book of Job gets way too much credit from both believers and skeptics. Everyone, it seems, thinks
it inspiring and profound, especially those who have never read it. But Job is, in fact, as silly as
it is evil. Let me summarize it for you.
God and Satan play a game with the lives of Job and his family. Satan bets that Job will curse God to
his face if Job's life is made unpleasant enough. So God (or Satan, it's hard to tell them apart) kills Job's
children and sends various
torments upon him. Although Job curses the day he was born and says some nasty (and true) things
about God, he doesn't curse God (as he should have), so he is rewarded with a new, even
better, children. Another happy ending!
Here's a summary:
Job was a perfect man, the richest in all the east. He had 7 sons, 3 daughters, thousands of animals, and many slaves. 1:1-4
God makes a bet with his son, Satan, telling Satan to do nasty things to Job to see if he can get Job to curse God to his face.
Job's slaves and animals are burned to death or killed with swords. Then Job's children
are killed in a windstorm while partying. 1:13-19
God kills (or allows Satan to kill) Job's children, but Job doesn't "foolishly" blame God. 1:20-22
He allows Satan to torment Job, just to see how he will react. 2:3-7
He gives Job to Satan, saying: "Behold, all that he hath is in thy
Satan (or God) smites Job with boils from the "sole of his foot unto his crown." 2:7
Job's wife says that to retain his integrity he should "curse God and die." 2:9