(2:3) "When they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine."
(2:4) "Woman, what have I to do with thee?" And his most blessed mother said unto him, "I'm your fucking
mother, you jerk." (Or words to that effect.)
(2:5) "His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it."
(2:7) "Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them
up to the brim."
(2:9) "The water ... was made wine."
2:1And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother
of Jesus was there:
2:2And both
Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.
2:3And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have
no wine.
2:4
Jesus saith unto her, Woman,
what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
2:5His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.
2:6
And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the
purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.
2:7Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them
up to the brim.
2:8
And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the
feast. And they bare it.
2:9
When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and
knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the
governor of the feast called the bridegroom
2:10
And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine;
and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept
the good wine until now.
(2:11) "This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana."
(2:12) "After this he went down to Capernaum."
(2:13) "Passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem."
(2:14) "And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money."
(2:15) "When he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple ... and poured out the changers' money,
and overthrew the tables."
2:11This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested
forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.
2:12After this he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, and his
brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.
2:13
And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
2:14And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the
changers of money sitting:
2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of
the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money,
and overthrew the tables;
2:16
And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my
Father's house an house of merchandise.
2:17
And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine house
hath eaten me up.
2:18
Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us,
seeing that thou doest these things?
2:19Jesus answered and said
unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
2:22
When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that
he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word
which Jesus had said.
2:23
Now when he was in Jerusalem at the passover, in the feast day, many
believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.
2:24
But Jesus did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,
2:25
And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in
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