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Episode 47: Believers will laugh at disbelievers (Surahs 78-83)

Surah 78: The Tidings (An-Naba)

The awful tidings

1-2 They argue about the awful tidings. 4-5 But they'll find out soon enough.

12-13 We [Allah] have built above you seven strong heavens and a dazzling lamp.

17-20 The day of decision is fixed in time. The trumpet will blow and all the people will come. The heaven will open and the hills will move like a mirage.

Boiling water and a paralyzing cold

21 The rebels in hell will be there for ages. 24-25 They'll have nothing cool to drink, only boiling water and a paralyzing cold.

28 They denied our revelations and called them false. 29 We wrote it all down in a book. 30 So taste the torment that you've earned. It will only get worse with time.

Maidens for companions

31-34 But the dutiful will live in gardens, with maidens for companions. And a full cup.

I wish I were dust

40 But a doom is coming. Disbelievers will cry: "I wish I were dust."

Surah 79: Those Who Drag Forth (An-Naziat)

The tremendous token

15-26 Moses went to the Pharaoh and showed him the tremendous token. But the Pharaoh denied and disobeyed. So Allah seized him and made him an example for the afterlife and the former life. That's a lesson for those who are fearful.

He spread the earth

27-30 Which is harder to create: you or heaven? First he raised heaven and then he spread the earth.

Hell will be his home

34-39 When the great disaster happens, everyone will see hell.

Surah 80: He Frowned (Abasa)

From a drop of seed

18-19 From what did he [Allah] create him? From a drop of seed.

21-22 Then he makes him die and buries him. Then, when he wants to, he brings him back to life.

When the shout comes

33-42 When the shout comes some faces will be bright and happy, while the faces of disbelievers will be covered with dust and veiled in darkness.

Surah 81: The Overthrowing (At-Takwir)

The girl-child that was buried alive

1-14 When the sun is overthrown, the stars fall, the hills move, the seas rise, souls are reunited, the girl that was buried alive is asked for what sin she was slain, the sky is torn away, hell is lit up, and the garden is brought near, everyone will know they're ready.

Your comrade isn't mad (and shouldn't be stoned)

19-21 This is the truth of an honored messenger, who is to be obeyed.

22 Your comrade isn't mad.

26 These aren't the words of a devil who should be stoned. Where are you going?

Surah 82: The Cleaving (Al-Infitar)

When the planets are dispersed

1-6 When heaven splits, the planets are scattered, the seas flood, and the graves overturned, everyone will know what they have and what they've left behind.

Guardians record everything you do

10-12 There are guardians above you that record everything you do.

The wicked will burn in hell

13-14 The righteous will be happy, but the wicked will be in hell.

15-16 They'll burn there on judgment day, and forever after.

Surah 83: Defrauding (Al-Tatfif)

Woe to the defrauders

1 Woe to the defrauders. 5-6 On the awful day, everyone will stand before the Lord of the Worlds

Those who deny that hell exists will burn in hell

79 A written record.

10 Woe to the deniers on that day! 11-13 Those who deny the judgment day, who, when our revelations are read to them, say, “Those are merely old fables.”

16 They will burn in hell.

17 Someone will say to them, “This is what you used to deny.”

They are given wine to drink

18 There's a record of the righteous in 'Illiyin. 19 A written record.

22-27 The righteous lounge on couches, drinking wine, mixed with the water of Tasnim.

Believers will laugh at disbelievers

29-30 Lo! The guilty used to laugh at believers, and wink at one another when they passed them. 34 But on this day, believers will laugh at the disbelievers, on their high couches, gazing.

36 Aren't the disbelievers being paid for what they used to do?

A few more words about this episode

We [Allah] have built above you seven strong heavens and a dazzling lamp. (78:12-13)
Again with the seven heavens. No one knows what the Quran is talking about here.
But I suppose the "dazzling lamp" is the sun. Allah made it just so we'd have some light around here.
First he raised heaven and then he spread the earth. (79:30)
Which was created first, heaven or earth?
From a drop of seed (80:19)
What were humans created from?
When the sun is overthrown, the stars fall (81:1-2)
Someday, according to the Quran, the sun will be overthrown, the stars will fall, the hills will be moved, and the sky will be torn away.
When heaven splits, the planets are scattered, the seas flood, and the graves overturned (82:1-4)
Someday heaven will split, the planets scatter, the seas flood, and the graves will be overturned.
There's a record of the vile in Sijjin. 83:7()
No one knows where Sijjin is. But there's a record of the vile there.
There's a record of the righteous in 'Illiyin. (83:18)
No one knows where 'Illiyin is either. But there's a record of the righteous there.
The righteous lounge on couches, drinking wine. (83:25)
Is it OK to drink alcohol?
Mixed with the water of Tasnim (83:27)
No one know what Tasnim is. But it's mixed with the wine that the righteous drink in the garden.
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