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Surah 2

THE COW (Al-Madinah)

For them are pure companions
Sex Absurdity Contradiction 2:25-29

25 And give glad tidings (O Muhammad) unto those who believe and do good works; that theirs are Gardens underneath which rivers flow; as often as they are regaled with food of the fruit thereof, they say: this is what was given us aforetime; and it is given to them in resemblance. There for them are pure companions; there for ever they abide.

26 Lo! Allah disdaineth not to coin the similitude even of a gnat. Those who believe know that it is the truth from their Lord; but those who disbelieve say: What doth Allah wish (to teach) by such a similitude? He misleadeth many thereby, and He guideth many thereby; and He misleadeth thereby only miscreants;

If you believe and do good works, you will have pure companions in heaven.

27 Those who break the covenant of Allah after ratifying it, and sever that which Allah ordered to be joined, and (who) make mischief in the earth: Those are they who are the losers.

28 How disbelieve ye in Allah when ye were dead and He gave life to you! Then He will give you death, then life again, and then unto Him ye will return.

Losers break the covenant with Allah and make mischief on the earth.

29 He it is Who created for you all that is in the earth. Then turned He to the heaven, and fashioned it as seven heavens. And He is knower of all things.

Allah created the earth first and then the seven heavens. [1]

Adam learns the names of the animals
(and the angels don't know them)
Absurdity Cruelty 2:30-33

30 And when thy Lord said unto the angels: Lo! I am about to place a viceroy in the earth, they said: Wilt thou place therein one who will do harm therein and will shed blood, while we, we hymn Thy praise and sanctify Thee? He said: Surely I know that which ye know not.

The angels ask God why he is putting "a viceroy" on earth who will do harm and shed blood.

God says he knows things that they don't know. [2]

31 And He taught Adam all the names, then showed them to the angels, saying: Inform Me of the names of these, if ye are truthful.

Allah taught Adam all the names (of the plants and animals?) [3], and then said to the angels, "Tell me the names, if you are truthful."

32 They said: Be glorified! We have no knowledge saving that which Thou hast taught us. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower, the Wise.

But the angels weren't truthful enough to guess correctly.

33 He said: O Adam! Inform them of their names, and when he had informed them of their names, He said: Did I not tell you that I know the secret of the heavens and the earth? And I know that which ye disclose and which ye hide.

So Allah said to Adam, "Tell them the names."

So Adam told them and said, "I know something you guys don't!"

Iblis refuses to worship Adam
(and becomes the first disbeliever)

34 And when We said unto the angels: Prostrate yourselves before Adam, they fell prostrate, all save Iblis. He demurred through pride, and so became a disbeliever.

Then we (Allah) commanded the angels to prostrate themselves before Adam.

And they all did, except for Iblis. [4]

That's the moment that Iblis became a disbeliver.