"The day of the LORD is at hand." 1:7

God will punish the princes, the king's children, the merchant people, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel, leap on the threshold, or bear silver. 1:8-11

God doesn't have good night-vision, so he needs candles when he comes to rob people of their houses, goods, and wine. 1:12-13

"The great day of the LORD is near." 1:14

Hide from God and hope he doesn't find you. 2:1-3

"The cormorant and the bittern shall lodge in the upper lintels of it."
A prophecy for birdwatchers. 2:14

"Every one that passeth by her [Assyria] shall hiss, and wag his hand." 2:15

The Singing God: "God will joy over thee with singing." 3:17