What the Bible says about Liberals
- God makes liberals fat.
- The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
- And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
- The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
- Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry.
- The vile person shall be no more called liberal ... For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity,
to practise hypocrisy ... to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.
-- Isaiah 32:5-6
- Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
- For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
- And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
- The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8