Jesus and Nicodemus (be born again or be condemned)
31 A Pharisee named Nicodemus came to Jesus and said to him, “Rabbi, we know you are a teacher from God, because you couldn't do miracles without God.”
3 Jesus said to him, “You must be born again to see the kingdom of God.”
4 Nicodemus said, “How can an old man be born again? Can he enter his mother's womb a second time?”
30 He will become more important, while I become less.
35 The Father loves the Son, and has given him power over everything.
36 Whoever believes in the Son will live forever. The wrath of God is on everyone who disbelieves.
The Samaritan woman
41-3 When Jesus heard that the Pharisees said that he baptized more disciples than John (though Jesus himself didn't baptize, his disciples did), he left Judea, passing through Samaria on his way to Galilee.
5 While Jesus was resting at a well, a Samaritan woman came to get water.
7 Jesus said to her, “Give me some water to drink.”
9 The woman said to Jesus, “Why is a Jew asking a Samaritan woman for a drink? Jews don't talk to Samaritans.”
10 Jesus said, “If you knew who was asking you for a drink, you'd ask me for living water.”
11 She said, “Sir, the well is deep, and you don't even have a bucket. Where will you get living water?”
(God sent snakes to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water. Then God told Moses to make a brass snake to cure them from the bites.)
Jesus baptized people (3:22, 4:1)
In all of the New Testament, Jesus is said to baptize people only in these two verses.
My Father works on the sabbath and so do I. (5:17)
No, Jesus's father doesn't work on the sabbath. He created things in six days and rested on the seventh.(Genesis 2:2-3, Episode 1a) That is why (according to the Bible) there is a sabbath.
Those who did good will live, and those who did evil will be damned. (5:29)
OK. I guess the rules for salvation have changed. In John 3, you had to be a born-again believer to be saved; in chapter 5, you have to do good things.
Moses wrote about me. (5:46)
Moses didn't write a single word about Jesus. The Pentateuch (the five "books of Moses") weren't, of course, written by Moses, but even if they were, there is nothing in those books that is said about him. His name isn't even mentioned.