Doctrine & Covenants( Section 64) : Absurdity

Doctrine & Covenants ( Section 64) : Absurdity (15)

Joseph Smith, Jun. has the keys to the kingdom, and they will never be taken from him. 64:5
Edward Partridge has sinned, and Satan is trying to destroy his soul. But I'll forgive them. So God is going to forgive Edward Partridge and Satan? 64:17
Sidney Gilbert should return to his business in Zion. 64:18
I command Isaac Morley to sell his farm. 64:20
But I don't want Frederick G. Williams to sell his farm. I want to have a strong hold on Kirtland for the next five years. (I won't destroy the wicked during that time.) 64:21
From now until the Son of Man comes is called "today". Everyone must tithe until the Son of Man comes. Those who tithe won't be burned when he comes. 64:23
After "today" comes the burning (I'm speaking the way the Lord speaks). "Tomorrow" I'll burn all the proud and wicked people. I won't spare anyone in Babylon. 64:24
Wherefore, if ye believe me, ye will labor while it is called today. 64:25
I don't want Newel K. Whitney and Sidney Gilbert to sell their store - until everyone here goes to Zion. 64:26
I forbid any of you to get in debt to your enemies. 64:27
The Lord takes what he wants and pays back whenever he wants. 64:28
You're on the Lord's errand, doing the Lord's business. 64:29
The rebellious aren't of the blood of Epraim, so they'll be plucked out. 64:36
I've made my church in these last days the judge of all nations. 64:37
The nations of the earth will tremble because of the church, and fear her terrible ones. I, the Lord, have said so. Amen. 64:43