Doctrine & Covenants( Section 49) : Absurdity

Doctrine & Covenants ( Section 49) : Absurdity (12)

Here is my [God's] commandment to Sidney [Rigdon], Parley [Pratt], and Leman [Copley] [1]: Go preach to the Shakers. 49:1
The Son of Man will come soon to put feet on his enemies. But no one knows when he'll come. 49:6
Everyone sins, except for some men that you don't know about. 49:8
Whoever forbids marriage is not ordained by God. 49:15
Whoever forbids eating meat, is not ordained of God. 49:18
Animals were created by God for human use. 49:19
The Son of Man won't be coming as a woman. 49:22
When the angel blows his trumpet the heavens and earth will shake and mountains will fall. 49:23
But before that happens, Jacob will flourish and the Lamanites will blossom. 49:24
And Zion will be built wherever I decide to put it. 49:25
So go. I'll be in front of you, behind you, and with you all the way. 49:26
I'm Jesus and I come quickly. Amen. 49:28