0 Doctrine & Covenants( Section 24) : Absurdity

But if it be defiled I will not come into it, and my glory shall not be there. 97:17

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Doctrine & Covenants ( Section 24) : Absurdity (7)

  1. "Behold, thou [Joseph Smith] wast called and chosen to write the Book of Mormon." So Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon. God said so himself! 24:1
  2. After you [Joseph Smith] have sowed your fields, go to the churches in Colesville, Fayette, and Manchester. They will support you financially, and I'll bless them for it. 24:3
  3. Thou shalt devote all thy service in Zion. Zion is a goofy catch-all name for Mormonism. 24:7
  4. Your strength is not in physical labor. You [Joseph Smith] are called to preach and lead the church. 24:9
  5. Don't do miracles, except when I command you - except for these: cast out devils, and heal the sick. And you won't be hurt by poisonous snakes or deadly poison. But only do miracles when requested. 24:13
  6. Whoever tries to sue you in court will be cursed by the law. 24:17
  7. Don't take anything with you; the church will immediately provide whatever you need. 24:18

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