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Then he returned, and walked in the house to and fro; and went up, and stretched himself upon him: and the child sneezed seven times, and the child opened his eyes. 2 Kings 4:35
Trivia: Who did God say these words to: Because thou hast done well in executing that which is right in mine eyes, and hast done unto the house of Ahab according to all that was in mine heart, thy children of the fourth generation shall sit on the throne of Israel?
Here is a plot of the number of absurd passages in each book of the Bible.
Leviticus and Genesis are in the lead here, with 155 and 151, respectively.
But since the books of the Bible vary greatly in length (from 2,527 verses in the Psalms to only 13 verses in 2 John), we might want to adjust our metric accordingly. The following graph does this by plotting the number of absurd things per 100 verses in each book.
When this is done, Jonah and Revelation take the lead, with 25 and 23 absurd things per 100 verses, respectively.