0 33. The Clans : Absurdity

Such have not believed. Therefor Allah maketh their deeds fruitless. 33:19

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33. The Clans : Absurdity (12)

  1. Allah hasn't made your wives who you claim (to be your mothers) your mothers, nor has he made those who you claim (to be your sons) your sons. That's just something you say with your mouths. 33:4
  2. The prophet [Muhammad] is closer to believers than their own selves. And his wives are like their own mothers. 33:6
  3. Remember when we [Allah] sent a big wind that you couldn't see? 33:9
  4. And when the hypocrites and those with diseased hearts said, "Allah and his messenger promised us nothing but delusion." 33:12
  5. Allah makes the deeds of unbelievers fruitless. (And that is easy for Allah.) 33:19
  6. "In the messenger of Allah [Muhammad] ye have a good example."

    What would Muhammad do? 33:21

  7. The wives of Muhammad will be punished double for lewdness. (And that is easy for Allah.) 33:30
  8. Allah gave Zeyd to Muhammad in marriage so that all Muslims would know that it's OK to marry your adopted son's ex-wife. 33:37
  9. "There is no reproach for the Prophet in that which Allah maketh his due."
    Allah says that Muhammad (pb&jbuh) can do whatever he damn well pleases. 33:37
  10. "Muhammad ... is the messenger of Allah and the Seal of the Prophets." 33:40
  11. "Allah and His angels shower blessings on the Prophet."
    Or as the Ash-Shifa puts it: "Allah and his angels praise and venerate the Prophet." 33:56
  12. Allah offered the heavens, earth, and hills the the duty of worshiping him, but they were afraid and refused. So humans got the job instead. 33:72

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