1 Peter: Absurdity
- "Gird up the loins of your mind." 1:13
- "The precious blood of Christ ... was foreordained before the foundation of the world."
God planned to kill Jesus from the get-go. 1:19-20
- "Who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?" 3:13
- After he died but before his resurrection, Jesus went to hell to do a little preaching. 3;19, 4;6