1 The LORD shewed me, and, behold, two baskets of figs were set before the
temple of the LORD, after that Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon had carried
away captive Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah, and the princes of
Judah, with the carpenters and smiths, from Jerusalem, and had brought them
God showed Jeremiah two baskets of figs.
One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and
the other basket had very naughty figs,
which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
One basket had good figs.
The other basket had very naughty figs, that were so bad that they couldn't be eaten. 
Then said the LORD unto me, What seest
thou, Jeremiah? And I said, Figs; the good figs, very good; and the evil, very evil, that cannot be eaten,
they are so evil.
What do you see, Jeremiah?
Figs. Good figs, very good figs, evil, and very evil figs that are so evil they can't be eaten.
Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel; Like these good figs, so will I
acknowledge them that are carried away captive of Judah, whom I have sent
out of this place into the land of the Chaldeans for their good.
The word of God came to Jeremiah and said,
The good figs are the people that I sent to Babylon as captives.
For I will set mine eyes upon them for good, and I will bring them again
to this land: and I will build them, and not pull them down; and I will
plant them, and not pluck them up.
And I will give them an heart to know me, that I am the LORD: and they
shall be my people, and I will be their God: for they shall return unto me
with their whole heart.
They'll be my people, and I'll be their God.
And as the evil figs, which cannot be eaten, they are so evil; surely thus
saith the LORD, So will I give Zedekiah the king of Judah, and his princes,
and the residue of Jerusalem, that remain in this land, and them that dwell
in the land of Egypt:
The bad figs are King Zedekiah and the people who remain in Jerusalem.
And I will deliver them to be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth
for their hurt, to be a reproach and a proverb, a taunt and a curse, in all
places whither I shall drive them.
I'll deliver them to all the kingdoms of the earth,
so they can hurt, taunt, and curse them wherever they go.
And I will send the
sword, the famine, and the pestilence, among them, till they be consumed
from off the land that I gave unto them and to their fathers.
I'll kill them all with war, famine, and disease.
- One basket had very good figs ... and the other basket had very naughty figs,
which could not be eaten, they were so bad. (v.2)
Which of course goes to show that God hates figs, at least the "very naughty" kind.
What the Bible says about figs