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Isaiah 13

13:1 The burden of Babylon, which Isaiah the son of Amoz did see.
13:2 Lift ye up a banner upon the high mountain, exalt the voice unto them, shake the hand, that they may go into the gates of the nobles.
13:3 I have commanded my sanctified ones, I have also called my mighty ones for mine anger, even them that rejoice in my highness. (13:3-5) Some day God will have his "mighty ones ... destroy the whole land."

(11:3) "I have commanded my sanctified ones, I have also called my mighty ones for mine anger."

(11:4-5) "The LORD of hosts mustereth the host of the battle ... to destroy the whole land."

13:4 The noise of a multitude in the mountains, like as of a great people; a tumultuous noise of the kingdoms of nations gathered together: the LORD of hosts mustereth the host of the battle.
13:5 They come from a far country, from the end of heaven, even the LORD, and the weapons of his indignation, to destroy the whole land.
13:6 Howl ye; for the day of the LORD is at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty. (13:6-9) On God's day he will kill sinners with great anger, wrath, and cruelty. Those who die will have their faces consumed by flames.

(13:6) "Howl ye; for the day of the LORD is at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty."

(13:7) "Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man's heart shall melt."

(13:8) "And they shall be afraid: pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman that travaileth: they shall be amazed one at another; their faces shall be as flames."

(13:9) "Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it."

(13:10-13) The moon produces its own light and the earth does not move (except when God gets angry and shakes the heavens).

(13:10-13) As a sign that he's getting ready to destroy the world, God will destroy the whole universe.

(13:10) "For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine."

(13:13) "I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place."

(13:15-18) If God can find you, he will "thrust you through," smash your children "to pieces" before your eyes, and rape your wife.

(13:15) "Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and ... fall by the sword."

(13:16) "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes ... and their wives ravished."

(13:117-18) "I will stir up the Medes against them ... Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children."

(13:19-20) "Babylon ... shall never be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from generation to generation."
These verses falsely predict that Babylon will never again be inhabited.

(13:21-22) "Satyrs shall dance there ... and dragons in their pleasant palaces."
Dragons will live in Babylonian palaces and satyrs will dance there.

13:7 Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man's heart shall melt:
13:8 And they shall be afraid: pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman that travaileth: they shall be amazed one at another; their faces shall be as flames.
13:9 Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
13:10 For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
13:11 And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
13:12 I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
13:13 Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
13:14 And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
13:15 Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.
13:16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
13:17 Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it.
13:18 Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.
13:19 And Babylon, the glory of kingdoms, the beauty of the Chaldees' excellency, shall be as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah.
13:20 It shall never be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from generation to generation: neither shall the Arabian pitch tent there; neither shall the shepherds make their fold there.
13:21 But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there.
13:22 And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.

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