Bible: Boring Stuff

    Genesis

  1. The Descendants of Japheth 10:1-19
  2. The Descendants of Ham 10:20-30
  3. The Descendants of Shem 10:31-33
  4. From Shem to Abraham 11:10-26
  5. Abraham, Sarah, and Lot return to Canaan 13:1-5
  6. Abraham and Lot split up. 13:6-9
  7. Abraham buries Sarah in a cave 23:3-20
  8. The generations of Ishmael 25:12-18
  9. Isaac digs some wells. 26:18-22
  10. The generations of Esau 36:1-43
  11. The names of Jacob's family 46:8-28
  12. Jacob's burial 50:1-13
  13. Joseph's brothers apologize to Joseph. 50:14-21
  14. Joseph dies. 50:22-26
    Exodus
  15. The genealogy of Moses and Aaron 6:14-25
  16. Stuff God wants 25:1-40, 35:4-19
  17. God's instructions for making curtains 26:1-37
  18. How to make an altar and tabernacle court 27:1-21
  19. How to make holy garments for priests 28:1-43
  20. Make an altar, burn incense, and sacrifice animals 30:1-10
  21. The people bring stuff to God 35:20-29
  22. Bezaleel and Aholiab make stuff for God 36:1-38
  23. Bezaleel makes more stuff for God 37:1-29
  24. Bezaleel makes even more stuff for God 38:1-31
  25. Bezaleel makes holy garments for priests 39:1-32
  26. The people bring more stuff to God 39:33-43
  27. Setting up the tabernacle 40:1-33
    Numbers
  28. Moses takes a census 1:1-54
  29. The camps and tribes of Israel 2:1-34
  30. A census of the Levites 3:14-51
  31. Duties of the sons of Kohath 4:1-49
  32. Animal sacrifices when dedicating the altar 7:1-89
  33. How to light the lamps 8:1-4
  34. Early (and forced) retirement for Levites 8:23-26
  35. The Passover 9:1-5
  36. The journey from Obath 21:10-20
  37. Another census 26:1-65
  38. The journeys of the children of Israel 33:1-49
  39. The boundaries of Israel 34:1-15
  40. The tribal princes 34:16-29
  41. Suburbs for Levites 35:1-5
    Deuteronomy
  42. Priests and Levites 18:1-8
  43. Give God your first fruits 26:1-11
  44. Say a few words to God 26:12-19
    Joshua
  45. Joshua talks to the people 1:10-15
  46. Joshua divides the conquered (and unconquered) land 13:1-33
  47. God distributes the land it by lot 14:1-15
  48. The allotments for Joseph, Manasseh, and Ephraim 15:1-63
  49. Joseph's allotment 16:1-10
  50. More allotments for Manasseh and Ephraim 17:1-13
  51. Other tribal allotments determined by casting lots 18:1-9
  52. Benjamin's land 18:10-28
  53. Simeon's land 19:1-9
  54. Zebulun's land 19:10-16
  55. Issachar's land 19:17-23
  56. Asher's land 19:24-31
  57. Naphtali's land 19:32-39
  58. Dan's land 19:40-48
  59. Joshua's land 19:49-51
  60. Suburbs for Levites 21:1-45
  61. The eastern tribes return home 22:1-9
  62. Joshua dies 24:29-33
    Judges
  63. Joshua dies 2:8-10
    2 Samuel
  64. David crosses the Jordan River 19:1-43
    1 Chronicles
  65. From Adam to Noah 1:1-54
  66. From Noah to Abraham 1:5-27
  67. From Abraham to the Dukes of Edom 1:28-54
  68. From the sons of Israel to the house of Rechab 2:1-55
  69. The descendants of Judah 4:1-23
  70. The descendants of Simeon 4:24-43
  71. The descendants of Reuben 5:1-10
  72. The descendants of Levi 6:1-30
  73. David's musicians 6:31-48
  74. The descendants of Aaron 6:49-81
  75. The descendants of Issachar 7:1-5
  76. The descendants of Benjamin 7:6-12
  77. The descendants of Naphtali 7:13
  78. The descendants of Manasseh 7:14-19
  79. The descendants of Ephraim 7:20-29
  80. The descendants of Asher 7:30-40
  81. The descendants of Benjamin 8:1-32
  82. The descendants of Saul 8:33-42
  83. The people returning to Jerusalem from Babylon 9:1-34
  84. The descendants of Saul 9:35-44
  85. The ark is brought to Jerusalem 15:1-28
  86. David prepares to build a house for God 22:1-5:
  87. David makes Solomon king and counts Levites 23:1-32
  88. A list of priests and Levites 24:1-31
  89. A list of musicians 25:1-31
  90. A list of porters 26:1-19
  91. A list of trasurers 26:20-28
  92. A list of businessmen 26:29-32
  93. A list of military officers 27:1-34
    2 Chronicles
  94. Materials for God's house 2:1-16
  95. Solomon builds a house for God 3:1-17
  96. Decorations for God's house 4:1-22
  97. The acts of Solomon 8:1-17
  98. Rehoboam builds 15 cities 11:5-12
  99. Joash repairs God's house 24:1-16
  100. King Jotham of Judah 27:1-9
  101. Hezekiah cleans up God's house 29:1-20
  102. Hezekiah's passover feast 30:1-27
  103. The people give the priests the heaps 31:1-21
  104. King Amon of Judah 33:21-25
  105. King Josiah keeps the passover 35:1-19
  106. King Jehoahaz of Judah 36:1-4
    Ezra
  107. The people return to Jerusalem (with lots of stuff) 1:1-11
  108. A list of people returning from Babylon 2:1-70
  109. An altar is built and work on the temple begins 3:1-13
  110. Israel's enemies offer to help build the temple 4:1-5
  111. A letter to King Artaxerxes 4:6-16
  112. The king's response 4:17
  113. A letter to King Darius 5:1-17
  114. Darius finds Cyrus's order 6:1-5
  115. The decree of King Darius 6:6-12
  116. Ezra's genealogy 7:1-5
  117. Ezra comes to Jerusalem 7:6-10
  118. Artaxerxes's letter to Ezra 7:11-28
  119. A list of families returning to Jerusalem 8:1-14
  120. Ezra finds some Levites 8:15-20
  121. The gold and siver are weighed and animals are sacrificed 8:21-36
  122. A list of men who had taken strange wives 10:18-44
    Nehemiah
  123. Nehemiah's prayer 1:1-11
  124. Nehemiah goes to Jerusalem 2:1-20
  125. Repairing the dung gate and other important matters 3:1-32
  126. Opposition to the wall 4:1-23
  127. Administative difficulties 5:1-19
  128. The wall is finished 6:1-19
  129. A list of people returning from Babylon 7:1-73
  130. Ezra reads the Torah to the people for seven days 8:1-18
  131. The Levites' prayer 9:1-38
  132. The Israelites agree not to intermarry with non-Israelites 10:1-39
  133. The people cast lots to determine who will live in Jerusalem 11:1-36
  134. A list of priests and Levites 12:1-26
  135. The wall is dedicated 12:27-47
    Job

  136. Eliphaz lectures Job 4:1-21

  137. Eliphaz continues his lecture 5:1-27

  138. Job responds to Eliphaz 6:1-30

  139. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 7:1-21

  140. Bildad lectures Job 8:1-22

  141. Job complains to God 10:1-22

  142. Zophar lectures Job 11:1-20

  143. Job responds to Zophar 12:1-25

  144. Job continues his response to Zophar 13:1-28

  145. Job continues to continue (to respond to Zophar) 14:1-22

  146. Eliphaz lectures Job 15:1-35

  147. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 17:1-16

  148. Bildad lectures Job 18:1-21

  149. Zophar answers Job 20:1-29

  150. Job replies to Zophar 21:1-34

  151. Eliphaz's third speech 22:1-30

  152. Job responds to Eliphaz 23:1-17

  153. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 24:1-25

  154. Bildad's third speech 25:1-6

  155. Job responds to Bildad 26:1-14

  156. Job continues his parable 27:1-23

  157. Job continues to continue his parable 28:1-28

  158. More of Job's parable 29:1-25

  159. Even more of Job's parable 30:1-31

  160. The end of Job's parable 31:1-40

  161. Elihu begins his speech 32:1-22

  162. Elihu tells Job to listen to him 33:1-33

  163. Elihu continues his speech 34:1-37

  164. Elihu keeps talking 35:1-16

  165. Elihu continues his speech 36:1-33

  166. Elihu finishes his speach 37:1-24
    Psalms
  167. The righteous and the ungodly 1:1-6
  168. I'm going sleep now 4:1-8
  169. Dead people don't remember you 6:1-10
  170. God, you have a great name! 8:1-9
  171. Forever 13:1-6
  172. Who will live on God's holy hill 15:1-5
  173. Oh God, listen to me 17:1-15
  174. The firmament shows God's handywork 19:1-14
  175. The name of the God of Jacob 20:1-9
  176. I'm a sheep. God's my shepherd. 23:1-6
  177. King of the hill 24:1-10
  178. Don't let me be ashamed 25:1-22
  179. I want to live in God's house 27:1-14
  180. Blessed be God because he listens to me 28:1-9
  181. Oh God, you've brought my soul up from the grave 30:1-12
  182. I have hated them 31:1-24
  183. My bones waxed old 32:1-11
  184. By the breath of his mouth 33:1-22
  185. The river of God's pleasures 36:1-12
  186. I was dumb with silence 39:1-13
  187. Aha Aha! 40:1-17
  188. Whisperers 41:1-13
  189. Where is your God? 42:1-11
  190. An ungodly nation 43:1-5
  191. The city of God 48:1-14
  192. Tears in a bottle 56:1-13
  193. I'm going to wake up early 57:1-11
  194. The rock that is higher than I 61:1-8
  195. According to his work 62:1-12
  196. My flesh longs for God 62:1-11
  197. God will shoot them with an arrow 64:1-10
  198. The river of God 65:1-13
  199. God is terrible in all his works 66:1-20
  200. All the ends of the earth shall fear him 67:1-7
  201. Let them say, Aha Aha 70:1-5
  202. When I'm old and greyheaded 71:1-24
  203. His enemies shall lick the dust 72:-20
  204. Save us with your shining face 80:1-19
  205. God is a sun 84:1-12
  206. Righteousness and peace have kissed each other. 85:1-13
  207. The other gods aren't like you 86:1-17
  208. I'll mention Rahab 87:1-7
  209. Three score years and ten 90:1-17
  210. Trample the dragon 91:1-16
  211. The God of vengeance 94:1-23
  212. King of the gods 95:1-11
  213. Fear God (more than the other gods) 96:1-13
  214. Let the floods clap their hands 98:1-9
  215. Between the cherubim 99:1-9
  216. A joyful noise 100:1-5
  217. I've eaten ashes 102:1-28
  218. A fruitful land into barrenness 107:1-43
  219. I'll throw my shoe over Edom 108:1-13
  220. God gives meat to those who fear him 111:1-10
  221. He makes barren women keep house 113:1-9
  222. A saint's death is precious to God 116:1-19
  223. Psalmlet 117:1-2
  224. Their heart is as fat as grease 119:1-176
  225. Peace in Jerusalem 122:1-9
  226. The heavens 123:1-4
  227. Swallowed up 124:1-8
  228. We were like dreamers 126:1-6
  229. Like grass on the rooftop 129:1-8
  230. Still waiting 130:1-8
  231. Lift up your hands 134:1-3
  232. A cave prayer 142:1-7
  233. No one is justified 143:1-12
  234. Upside down 146:1-10
  235. With timbrel and dance 150:1-6
    Isaiah
  236. Woe to those who won't help the poor 10:1-34
  237. Praise the Lord 12:1-6
  238. The burden of Damascus17:1-14
  239. Woe to Ethiopia 18:1-7
  240. My loins are filled with pain 21:1-17
  241. Let us eat and drink, for to morrow we shall die 22:1-25
  242. A (boring) song 26:1-21
  243. Woe to you who spoil 33:1-24
  244. I-35: The highway of holiness (and dragons) 35:1-10
  245. A Babylonian visits Hezekiah 39:1-8
  246. Cyrus is God's shepherd 44:1-28
  247. Wake up, Jerusalem! 52:1-15
  248. The spirit of the Lord is upon me 61:1-11
  249. Your name will be Hephzibah 62:1-12
    Jeremiah
  250. Write all the words that I've spoken to you in a book. 30:1-24
  251. Some more words to write down 31:1-40
  252. Jeremiah in prison 32:1-15
  253. Jeremiah's prayer 32:16-25
  254. God's response 32:26-44
  255. The first book of Jeremiah 36:1-19
  256. Zedekiah asks Jeremiah to pray for him 37:1-14
  257. Jeremiah goes to prison 37:15-22
  258. Jeremiah is thrown into a dry well 38:1-6
  259. Jeremiah and God threaten Zedekiah 38:14-28
  260. Jeremiah is set free 40:1-16
  261. Some random killings 41:1-18
  262. Israel and Judah will go home 50:4-10
  263. Jehoiachin is set free 52:30-34
    Lamentations
  264. Woe unto us 5:1-22
    Ezekiel
  265. God's riddle: An eagle came to Lebanon 17:1-24
  266. A lion's lamentation 19:1-14
  267. God's Tyrus song 27:1-36
  268. God threatens Tyrus 28:1-10
  269. Another Tyrus song 28:11-19
  270. I'll give Egypt to Nebuchadrezzar 29:17-21
  271. A tree grows in Lebanon 31:1-18
  272. Woe to the shepherds Woe to the shepherds
  273. The brass man's measurements 40:1-49
  274. More measurements 41:1-22
  275. Even more measurements 42:2-20
  276. Altar measurements 43:13-17
  277. More of God's holy dimensions 45:1-6
  278. God divides the land 47:13-23
  279. God finishes dividing the land 48:1-35
    Matthew
  280. The gospel of Matthew begins with a boring genealogy like that we are told to avoid in 1 Timothy 1:4 ("Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies") and Titus 3:9 ("Avoid foolish questions and genealogies"). 1:1-17
    Luke

  281. The genealogy of Jesus 3:23-38
    Acts

  282. "Now when Festus was come into the province, after three days he ascended from Caesarea to Jerusalem....." 25:1-27
    2 Corinthians

  283. "Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed on the churches of Macedonia....." 11:8
    Hebrews

  284. "Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it....." 4:1-16

  285. "For every high priest taken from among men is ordained for men in things pertaining to God....." 5:1-14