The United Order
AbsurdityPolitics 92:1-2

1 Verily, thus saith the Lord, I give unto the united order, organized agreeable to the commandment previously given, a revelation and commandment concerning my servant Frederick G. Williams, that ye shall receive him into the order. What I say unto one I say unto all.

I, the Lord, give you the united order. [1]

Here's a revelation and commandment about Frederick G. Williams [2]: Receive him into the order.

What I say to one person, I say to everyone else.

2 And again, I say unto you my servant Frederick G. Williams, you shall be a lively member in this order; and inasmuch as you are faithful in keeping all former commandments you shall be blessed forever. Amen.

Frederick G. Williams, you will be a lively member of this order.

If you are faithful in keeping all former commandments, you'll be blessed forever. 

Amen.