Quotes = new Array( //Genesis "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, an do ye to them as is good in your eyes. -- Genesis 19:8", "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father -- Genesis 19:32", "And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose -- Genesis 19:33", "Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father -- Genesis 19:34", "And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose -- Genesis 19:35", "Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. -- Genesis 19:36", "And Rachel said, Therefore he shall lie with thee to night for thy son's mandrakes. -- Genesis 30:15", "Thou must come in unto me; for surely I have hired thee with my son's mandrakes. And he lay with her that night. -- Genesis 30:16", "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground. -- Genesis 38:9", //Leviticus "And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.--Lev.15:16", "And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.--Lev.15:17", "And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.--Lev.15:24", "Thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.--Lev.18:19", "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.--Lev.18:23", "If a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they.--Lev.20:14", "If a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.--Lev.20:15", "If a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.--Lev.20:16", "And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.--Lev.20:18", //Deuteronomy "And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her .... Thou shalt go in unto her.--Dt.21:11-13", "If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ....--Dt.22:13", "I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid. Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city.--Dt.22:14-15", "These are the tokens of my daughter's virginity.--Dt.22:18-21", "But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die.--Dt.22:20-21", "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1", "If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp.--Dt.23:10", "Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her.--Dt.28:30", //Judges "Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her.--Judges 16:1", "Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.--Judges 19:22", "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you.--Judges 19:24", "But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning.--Judges 19:25", //Ruth "I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore thy skirt over thine handmaid.--Ruth 3:9", //1 Samuel "And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies.--1 Sam.18:25", "Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.--1 Sam.18:27", //2 Samuel "Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.--2 Sam.12:11", "And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.--2 Sam.13:11", "Go in unto thy father's concubines, which he hath left to keep the house .... So they spread Absalom a tent upon the top of the house; and Absalom went in unto his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel.--2 Sam.16:21-22", //1 Kings "Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat. Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.--1 Kg.1:1-2", "And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines.--1 Kg.11:3", //Proverbs "Let her breasts satisfy thee at all times.--Pr.5:19", "Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning.--Pr.7:18", "The spirit of man is the candle of the LORD, searching all the inward parts of the belly.--Pr.20:27", //Song of Solomon "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.--Song of Solomon 1:13", "His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. I charge you ... that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please.--Song of Solomon 2:6-7", "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.--Song of Solomon 4:5", "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.--Song of Solomon 5:4", "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.--Song of Solomon 7:3", "We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts.--Song of Solomon 8:8", "My breasts are like towers.--Song of Solomon 8:10", //Isaiah "Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.--Is.3:17", //Jeremiah "Through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks..--Jer.3:9", //Lamentations "They have seen her nakedness: yea, she sigheth, and turneth backward. Her filthiness is in her skirts.--Lam.1:8-9", //Ezekiel "Thou hast ... madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.--Ezekiel 16:17", "Thou hast ... opened thy feet to every one that passed by, and multiplied thy whoredoms.--Ezekiel 16:25", "Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms.--Ezekiel 16:26", "Thou hast played the whore also with the Assyrians, because thou wast unsatiable; yea, thou hast played the harlot with them, and yet couldest not be satisfied.--Ezekiel 16:28", "They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom.--Ezekiel 16:33", "For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. -- Ezekiel 23:20", //Amos "A man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name.--Amos 2:7", //Habakkuk "Drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered.--Hab.2:16", //Matthew "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.--Mt.19:12", //Revelation "She made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.--Rev.14:8", "The great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.--Rev.17:1-2", "All nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.--Rev.18:3" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);