Quotes = new Array( //Leviticus "And the hare, because he cheweth the cud.--Lev.11:6", "But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you. -- Leviticus 11:23", "And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls ... the bat--Lev.11:13, 19", "All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.--Lev.11:20", "Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet.--Lev.11:21", "All other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.--Lev.11:23", //Deuteronomy "Ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the cloven hoof; as the camel, and the hare, and the coney: for they chew the cud.--Dt.14:7", "Of all clean birds ye shall eat. But these are they of which ye shall not eat: ... the bat.--Dt.14:11, 18", //Joshua "Then spake Joshua to the LORD ... Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon. And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. -- Joshua 10:12-13", //Isaiah "They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.--Is.59:5" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);