5: The Table Spread

Injustice
Intolerance
Cruelty and Violence
Language
Absurdities
Good Stuff
Contradictions
Women
Interpretation

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Absurdity in Surah 5

1. When it's time to pray and you have just used the toilet or touched a woman, be sure to wash up. If you can't find any water, just rub some dirt on yourself. 5:6

2. Allah has turned some Christians and Jews into apes and swine. 5:60

3. Jesus made a bird out of clay that flew away when he blew on it. 5:110

4. The Christian Trinity is the Father, Mother, and Son. 5:116