SAQ, Absurdity in Surah 5

When it's time to pray and you have just used the toilet or touched a woman, be sure to wash up. If you can't find any water, just rub some dirt on yourself. 5:6
The Quran repeats the silly story about Cain and Abel (though they are unnamed in the Quran). 5:27-31
"Allah sent a raven scratching up the ground, to show him how to hide his brother's naked corpse." 5:31
Allah has turned some Christians and Jews into apes and swine. 5:60
Allah warns believers not to ask to many questions. (Honest answers will cause them to lose their faith.) 5:101
Jesus made a bird out of clay that flew away when he blew on it. 5:110
The disciples of Jesus were muslims! 5:111
Jesus' disciples ask Jesus to send a table of food down from heaven. And he delivers! 5:112-114
After agreeing to send down a table of food from heaven, Jesus warns his disciples that will catch holy hell if they ever stop believing. 5:115
The Christian Trinity is the Father, Mother, and Son. 5:116