Surah 16: Absurdity

  1. "He hath cast into the earth firm hills that it quake not with you."
    Allah made mountains that that don't shake when you jump up and down. And lots of other stuff, too! 16:15
  2. "He loveth not the proud."
    Allah is too proud to love proud people. 16:23
  3. "What hath your Lord revealed ? they say: (Mere) fables of the men of old."
    Mo's critics were exactly right. What has he revealed? Just a bunch of fables of old (plus a few he made up himself). 16:24
  4. "And thy Lord inspired the bee, saying ... eat of all fruits."
    Allah told bees to eat from all fruits, but decided to eat nectar and pollen instead. 16:68-68