Surah 12: Absurdity
- What luck! There's a boy in my waterpail! 12:19
- "If his shirt is torn from before, then she speaketh truth ... if his shirt is torn from behind, then she hath lied."
Stupid tests like this can only be found in the Quran (or the Bible or the Book of Mormon). 12:26-27
- "And Joseph's brethren came and presented themselves before him, and he knew them but they knew him not."
Stupid stories like this can only be found in the Quran (and the Bible). 12:58