Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man. 19:32
Trivia: In Leviticus 8:23, what does Moses put on Aaron's right ear, thumb, and big toe?
Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man. 19:32
Trivia: In Leviticus 8:23, what does Moses put on Aaron's right ear, thumb, and big toe?
"If he touch the uncleanness of man ... he shall be guilty." 5:3
"When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean...." 15:1-15
Long, tiresome, and disgusting instructions regarding the treatment of men who have a "running issue out of their flesh." Very enlightening.
"Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean." 15:4
"And whosoever toucheth his bed shall ... be unclean until the even." 15:5
"And he that sitteth on any thing whereon he sat ... shall ... be unclean until the even." 15:6
"And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall ... be unclean until the even." 15:7
"And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall ... be unclean until the even." 15:8
"And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean." 15:9
"And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be unclean until the even." 15:10
"And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth ... shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water." 15:12
"He that hath an issue ... shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing ... and shall be clean." 15:13
"If any man's seed of copulation go out from him...." 15:16-18
God's law for wet dreams
This passage tells you what to do if you get your "seed of copulation" on yourself, your clothes, or your partner. Thank God this is in the Bible.
"And every garment ... whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be ... unclean until the even." 15:17
"The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even." 15:18
"This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him ... And of her that is sick of her flowers, and of him that hath an issue, of the man, and of the woman, and of him that lieth with her that is unclean." 15:32-33
"None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD." 18:6-18, 20
Don't "uncover the nakedness" of any of your relatives or neighbors. Just ask them to keep their clothes on while you are around.
Of course, this isn't really about seeing your relatives naked. It's about having sex with them. "Uncovering the nakedness" of someone is a biblical euphamism for having sex with them.
"The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover." 18:7
"The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's nakedness." 18:8
Having sex with your father's wife is like having sex with your father. Don't do it.
"The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother ... their nakedness thou shalt not uncover." 18:9
"The nakedness of thy son's daughter, or of thy daughter's daughter, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover: for theirs is thine own nakedness." 18:10
Having sex with gramddaughter is like having sex with yourself.
"The nakedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her nakedness." 18:11
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister." 18:12
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister: for she is thy mother's near kinswoman." 18:13
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt." 18:14
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy daughter in law: she is thy son's wife." 18:15
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy brother's wife: it is thy brother's nakedness." 18:16
Having sex with your brother's wife is like having sex with your brother.
"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter" 18:17
Don't have sex with a woman and her daughter, or with a woman and her granddaughter.
"Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time." 18:18
Don't marry your wife's sister (or have sex with her) while your wife is still alive.
"Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is apart for her uncleanness." 18:19
Don't even look at a menstruating woman - or come anywhere near one.
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." 18:22
Male homosexual acts are an abomination to God.
Don't "lie with any beast." 18:23
You probably weren't planning on doing this, but now you know just in case you get the urge sometime.
Don't "go a whoring" after Molech or "commit adultery with him." (Don't you love it when God talks dirty?) 20:5
Stay away from people with familiar spirits and don't "go a whoring" after them either. 20:6
If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11
If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13
If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14
If a man or woman "lie with a beast" both the person and the poor animal are to be killed. 20:15-16
Don't have sex with your sister, uncle's wife, or your brother's wife -- and tell them to wear clothes whenever you're around. 20:17, 19-21
If a man has sex with a menstruating woman, they both "shall be cut off from among their people." 20:18
"Neither shall he [the priest] profane his seed among his people." (His seed is holy.) 21:15
A man with damaged testicles must not "come nigh to offer the bread of his God." 21:20
A man who is unclean, or is a leper, or has a "running issue", or "whose seed goeth from him", or who touches any dead or "creeping thing" ... "shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean." 22:3-5
