Leviticus
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SAB: Leviticus
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Leviticus: Language



  1. Long, tiresome, and disgusting instructions regarding the treatment of men who have a "running issue" out of their "flesh." Very enlightening. "And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean...." 15:1-15

  2. "If any man's seed of copulation go out from him...." (God's law for wet dreams)
    This passage tells you what to do if you get your "seed of copulation" on yourself, your clothes, or your partner. Thank God this is in the Bible. 15:16-18, 32

  3. "If any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall ... be unclean until the even." 15:16

  4. "And every garment ... whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be ... unclean until the even." 15:17

  5. "The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even." 15:18

  6. Don't "uncover the nakedness" of any of your relatives or neighbors. Just ask them to keep their clothes on while you are around. 18:6-18, 20

  7. "Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is apart for her uncleanness," Don't even look at a menstruating woman. 18:19

  8. Don't "lie with any beast." You probably weren't planning on doing this, but now you know just in case you get the urge sometime. 18:23

  9. If you upset God, he'll cause the land to vomit you out. 18:25

  10. Don't "go a whoring" after Molech or "commit adultery with him." (Don't you love it when God talks dirty?) 20:5

  11. Stay away from people with familiar spirits and don't "go a whoring" after them either. 20:6

  12. A man with damaged testicles must not "come nigh to offer the bread of his God." 21:20

  13. A man who is unclean, or is a leper, or has a "running issue", or "whose seed goeth from him", or who touches any dead or "creeping thing" ... "shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean." 22:3-5