Quotes = new Array( //1 Kings "Behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.--1 Kg.14:10", "He slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall ... according to the word of the LORD.--1 Kg.16:11-12", "Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall--1 Kg.21:21", //2 Kings "For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall--2 Kg.9:8", "Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?--2 Kg.18:27", //Isaiah "The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.--Is.19:14", "Thou shalt cast them away as a menstruous cloth.--Is.30:22", "Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?.--Is.36:12", "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine.--Is.49:26", //Jeremiah "Through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks..--Jer.3:9", "They shall not be gathered, nor be buried; they shall be for dung upon the face of the earth.--Jer.8:2-3", "They shall die of grievous deaths; they shall not be lamented; neither shall they be buried; but they shall be as dung upon the face of the earth: and they shall be consumed by the sword, and by famine; and their carcases shall be meat for the fowls of heaven, and for the beasts of the earth.--Jer.16:4", "And the slain of the LORD shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground.--Jer.25:33", "Make ye him drunken: for he magnified himself against the LORD: Moab also shall wallow in his vomit.--Jer.48:26", //Lamentations "They have seen her nakedness: yea, she sigheth, and turneth backward. Her filthiness is in her skirts.--Lam.1:8-9", "Jerusalem is as a menstruous woman.--Lam.1:17", "The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat.--Lam.4:10", //Ezekiel "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man.--Ezekiel 4:12", "Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung,and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.--Ezekiel 4:15", "Thou hast ... opened thy feet to every one that passed by, and multiplied thy whoredoms.--Ezekiel 16:25", "For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.--Ezekiel 23:20", "Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.--Ezekiel 23:34", "Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it!--Ezekiel 24:6", "Ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you.--Ezekiel 39:19", //Nahum "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness.--Nahum 3:5", "And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile.--Nahum 3:6", //Habukkuk "Drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered.--Hab.2:16", //Zephaniah "And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, ... and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung.--Zeph.1:17", // Zechariah "I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another.--Zech.11:9", "Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.--Zech.14:12", //Malachi "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. -- Malachi 2:3", //Matthew "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?--Mt.23:33", // Titus "The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.--Titus 1:12", //Revelation "She made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.--Rev.14:8", "the wine of her fornication.--Rev.17:1-2", "And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.--Rev.17:16", "I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men.--Rev.19:17-18" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);