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Joshua: Absurdity

  1. The priests were able to cross the Jordan without getting their feet wet. Glory! 3:8-17

  2. At God's command, Joshua makes some knives and circumcises "again the children of Israel the second time" (ouch!) at the "hill of the foreskins." 5:2-3

  3. It took the Israelites 40 years to travel from Egypt to Canaan, yet such a journey, even at that time, would have taken no more than ten days. 5:6

  4. "Loose thy shoe from off thy foot."
    The "captain of the Lord's host" visits Joshua and delivers the all-important message: "Take your shoes off." 5:13-15

  5. God's plan for the destruction of Jericho: Have seven priests go before the ark with seven trumpets of ram's horns. Then on the seventh day, they go around the city seven times. Finally, the priests blow a long blast from the ram's horns, all the people shout, and the walls will fall down. 6:3-5

  6. Keep yourselves from "the accursed thing". Whatever that is. But be sure to save all the silver and gold for God! 6:18-19

  7. Joshua and all the elders tear their clothes, fall on their faces, and put dust on their heads. They perform this tantrum because the Israelites lost a battle (God was punishing them because one man (Achan) "took of the accursed thing"). I wonder what "the accursed thing" was? Knowledge, tolerance, kindness perhaps? 7:1-13

  8. God slaughters the Amorites and even chases them "along the way" as they try to escape. Then he sends down huge hailstones and kills even more of them. 10:10-11

  9. In a divine type of daylight savings time, God makes the sun stand still so that Joshua can get all his killing done before dark. 10:12-13

  10. "The Lord fought for Israel." I wonder what kind of weapon he used. Probably the jawbone of an ass. 10:14, 10:42

  11. "And the coast of Og king of Bashan, which as of the remnant of the giants...." 12:4, 18:16

  12. One man of you shall chase a thousand: for the LORD your God, he it is that fighteth for you." 23:10

  13. God sent hornets to fight for the Israelites. 24:12

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