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"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. -- George Bernard Shaw",
"The Bible is a book that has been read more and examined less than any book that ever existed. -- Thomas Paine, The Theological Works of Thomas Paine",
"Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning. -- Robert Green Ingersoll, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0879753617/skepticsannotate'>Some Mistakes of Moses</a>"
);

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