"No prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation." That's just your interpretation. 1:20
"There shall be false teachers among you, who ... shall bring in damnable heresies ... and bring upon themselves swift destruction ...
Their damnation slumbereth not." 2:1-3
"God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness." 2:4
"Noah ... a preacher of righteousness."
God drowned everyone on earth except for Noah [the first drunken "preacher of righteousness" (see Gen.9:20-25)] and his family.
"Turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes" 2:6
Lot, who in Gen.19:8 offers his two virgin daughters to a crowd of angel rapers and
later gets drunk and impregnates them (19:30-38), is a "just" and "righteous man."
God knows how to punish those that lust or "despise government." (Watch out Teabaggers!) 2:9-14
The author believes the story in Numbers (22:28-30)
about the talking ass. 2:16
Those who lose their faith are like dogs that eat their own vomit. 2:22
The author of 2 Peter is aware of the failed expectations of early believers. He knows that Jesus, who was
supposed to come soon, didn't come at all. Many have begun to ask, "Where is the promise of his coming?" So he makes up the
"one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." Believers have been using it ever since.
God will set the entire earth on fire so that he can burn non-believers to death. 3:7
When Jesus finally does come, the heavens will "pass away with a great noise" and the earth will "be burnt up." 3:10
Paul's epistles are hard to understand; those who try to understand them, as with the other scriptures,
do so "unto their own destruction." 3:16
Only 144,000 celibate, male, Jews will be saved. (Those who were not
"defiled with women.") 7:4, 14:3-4
Horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair,
lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails. They sting people and torture them for five months. 9:7-10
Four angels, with an army of 200 million, killed a third of the
earth's population. 9:15-19
An angel tells John to eat a book. He does, and it tastes good, but
it makes his belly bitter. 10:10
God will send an earthquake that will kill 7000 people. 11:13
"And there was a war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought
against the dragon." So even in heaven, one can't be safe from war or dragons. 12:7
Those who receive the mark of the beast will "drink of the wine of the wrath of God ... and shall be
tormented with fire and brimstone ... and the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever."
Jesus and his angel friends slaughter people with sickles. 14:14-20
"The great winepress of the wrath of God ... was trodden ... and the blood came
even unto the horses bridles." 14:19
The great harlot is "full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication."
She will be made "desolate and naked,"
and her flesh will be eaten by kings. 17:1-16
Jesus, whose clothes are dipped in blood, has a sharp sword sticking out of his mouth. Thus attired, he treads
the winepress of the wrath of God. 19:13-15
An angel calls all the fowls to feast upon dead human bodies, or as the angel calls it "the supper of the
great God." (Angel food?) 19:17-18
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest were killed with the sword of
Jesus. "And all the fowls were filled with their flesh." 19:20-21
When the thousand years are over, God will send Satan to deceive us all. 20:7-8
Whoever isn't found listed in the book of life will be cast into the lake of fire. 20:15
Those who are fearful or unbelieving will be cast into "the lake which burneth with fire and
Anyone who adds to the words in Revelation (or to the rest of the Bible) will be struck with plagues, and
anyone that tries to remove anything from it will have his name removed from the book of life.