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"It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Mark Twain, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060921056/skepticsannotate'>Letters From the Earth</a>",
"Were we allowed to read the Bible as we do all other books, we would admire its beauties, treasure its worthy thoughts, and account for all its absurd, grotesque and cruel things, by saying that its authors lived in rude, barbaric times. -- Robert Ingersoll, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0879753617/skepticsannotate'>Some Mistakes of Moses</a>",
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word &#39Christian&#39 has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry. -- Philip Stater, <a href='http://www.huffingtonpost.com/philip-slater/the-great-fundamentalist-_b_21944.html'>Huffington Post</a>"
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