Quotes = new Array( "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -- Genesis 3:16", "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, an do ye to them as is good in your eyes. -- Genesis 19:8", "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father -- Genesis 19:32", "And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose -- Genesis 19:33", "Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father -- Genesis 19:34", "And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose -- Genesis 19:35", "Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. -- Genesis 19:36", "And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest,and ... offer him there for a burnt offering. -- Genesis 22:2", "And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:10", "And Rachel said, Therefore he shall lie with thee to night for thy son's mandrakes. -- Genesis 30:15", "Thou must come in unto me; for surely I have hired thee with my son's mandrakes. And he lay with her that night. -- Genesis 30:16" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);