Possibly Gay Bible Stories
From Chapter 4 of Strange Flesh: The Bible and Homosexuality
I believe that it is fun to play with the Scriptures to see what they might hold for us if we are willing to use our imagination. -Thomas Bohache1The Bible is a big book that is filled with stories. So it’s not surprising that some of them involve, or appear to involve, homosexuality in one way or another. In most cases, though, it’s a matter of interpretation (and imagination). So let your imagination run wild as you read these stories. Imagination is often the key to a gay interpretation.
1. Ishmael and Isaac: What did Sarah see?Sarah (she was called “Sarai” back then) was the first of a long line of barren women who were desperate for children.2 (In the Bible, it is always the women who are barren, never the men.) So she sent Abraham (“Abram”) “in unto” her slave, Hagar, so that she could "obtain children by her." Abraham did as he was told and impregnated Hagar.
Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar. And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai. Sarai ... took Hagar her maid the Egyptian ... and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife. And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived. Genesis 16:1-4Soon Sarah became jealous of Hagar, treating her so badly that Hagar ran away. Then an angel appeared and told Hagar to return to her abusive mistress. So she did, and amid this messed up family life situation, Ishmael was born.
When Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face. And the angel of the LORD found her ... And he said ... Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands ... Behold, thou art with child and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael. 16:6-11Fourteen years later, God helped Sarah get pregnant, and Isaac was born.3 Then one day, after Isaac was weaned, Sarah saw the teenage Ishmael “mocking” his two-year-old brother.
The child [Isaac] grew, and was weaned ... And Sarah saw the son of Hagar the Egyptian, which she had born unto Abraham, mocking. Genesis 21:8-9The Bible doesn’t say what Ishmael did to “mock” his little brother, Isaac. But whatever it was it upset Sarah so much that she told Abraham to abandon Ishmael and his mother, Hagar.
Wherefore she said unto Abraham, Cast out this bondwoman and her son. Genesis 21:10Some have suggested that Ishmael’s “mocking” of his younger brother Isaac was of a sexual nature, noting that the same word (tzahak) is used to describe the behaviour in this verse is used in Genesis 26:8 to describe Isaac's fondling of his wife, Rebekah.4
Abimelech king of the Philistines looked out at a window, and saw, and, behold, Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife. Genesis 26:8If so, that might explain Sarah’s hostility toward Ishmael. But whatever it was, God agreed with Sarah, telling Abraham to abandon Hagar and Ishmael.
And God said unto Abraham ... hearken unto her voice. Genesis 21:12Maybe God saw what Sarah saw.