Bible: Boring Stuff

Genesis

The Descendants of Japheth 10:1-19
The Descendants of Ham 10:20-30
The Descendants of Shem 10:31-33
From Shem to Abraham 11:10-26
Abraham, Sarah, and Lot return to Canaan 13:1-5
Abraham and Lot split up. 13:6-9
Rebekah is Abraham's great-niece 22:19-24
Abraham buries Sarah in a cave 23:3-20
The generations of Ishmael 25:12-18
Isaac digs some wells. 26:18-22
The generations of Esau 36:1-43
The names of Jacob's family 46:8-28
Jacob's burial 50:1-13
Joseph's brothers apologize to Joseph. 50:14-21
Joseph dies. 50:22-26

Exodus
The genealogy of Moses and Aaron 6:14-25
Stuff God wants 25:1-40, 35:4-19
God's instructions for making curtains 26:1-37
How to make an altar and tabernacle court 27:1-21
How to make holy garments for priests 28:1-43
Make an altar, burn incense, and sacrifice animals 30:1-10
The people bring stuff to God 35:20-29
Bezaleel and Aholiab make stuff for God 36:1-38
Bezaleel makes more stuff for God 37:1-29
Bezaleel makes even more stuff for God 38:1-31
Bezaleel makes holy garments for priests 39:1-32
The people bring more stuff to God 39:33-43
Setting up the tabernacle 40:1-33

Numbers
Moses takes a census 1:1-54
The camps and tribes of Israel 2:1-34
A census of the Levites 3:14-51
Duties of the sons of Kohath 4:1-49
Animal sacrifices when dedicating the altar 7:1-89
How to light the lamps 8:1-4
Early (and forced) retirement for Levites 8:23-26
The Passover 9:1-5
The journey from Obath 21:10-20
Another census 26:1-65
The journeys of the children of Israel 33:1-49
The boundaries of Israel 34:1-15
The tribal princes 34:16-29
Suburbs for Levites 35:1-5

Deuteronomy
Priests and Levites 18:1-8
Give God your first fruits 26:1-11
Say a few words to God 26:12-19

Joshua
Joshua talks to the people 1:10-15
Joshua divides the conquered (and unconquered) land 13:1-33
God distributes the land it by lot 14:1-15
The allotments for Joseph, Manasseh, and Ephraim 15:1-63
Joseph's allotment 16:1-10
More allotments for Manasseh and Ephraim 17:1-13
Other tribal allotments determined by casting lots 18:1-9
Benjamin's land 18:10-28
Simeon's land 19:1-9
Zebulun's land 19:10-16
Issachar's land 19:17-23
Asher's land 19:24-31
Naphtali's land 19:32-39
Dan's land 19:40-48
Joshua's land 19:49-51
Suburbs for Levites 21:1-45
The eastern tribes return home 22:1-9
Joshua dies 24:29-33

Judges
Joshua dies 2:8-10

2 Samuel
David crosses the Jordan River 19:1-43

1 Chronicles
From Adam to Noah 1:1-54
From Noah to Abraham 1:5-27
From Abraham to the Dukes of Edom 1:28-54
From the sons of Israel to the house of Rechab 2:1-55
The descendants of Judah 4:1-23
The descendants of Simeon 4:24-43
The descendants of Reuben 5:1-10
The descendants of Levi 6:1-30
David's musicians 6:31-48
The descendants of Aaron 6:49-81
The descendants of Issachar 7:1-5
The descendants of Benjamin 7:6-12
The descendants of Naphtali 7:13
The descendants of Manasseh 7:14-19
The descendants of Ephraim 7:20-29
The descendants of Asher 7:30-40
The descendants of Benjamin 8:1-32
The descendants of Saul 8:33-42
The people returning to Jerusalem from Babylon 9:1-34
The descendants of Saul 9:35-44
The ark is brought to Jerusalem 15:1-28
David prepares to build a house for God 22:1-5:
David makes Solomon king and counts Levites 23:1-32
A list of priests and Levites 24:1-31
A list of musicians 25:1-31
A list of porters 26:1-19
A list of trasurers 26:20-28
A list of businessmen 26:29-32
A list of military officers 27:1-34

2 Chronicles
Materials for God's house 2:1-16
Solomon builds a house for God 3:1-17
Decorations for God's house 4:1-22
The acts of Solomon 8:1-17
Rehoboam builds 15 cities 11:5-12
Joash repairs God's house 24:1-16
King Jotham of Judah 27:1-9
Hezekiah cleans up God's house 29:1-20
Hezekiah's passover feast 30:1-27
The people give the priests the heaps 31:1-21
King Amon of Judah 33:21-25
King Josiah keeps the passover 35:1-19
King Jehoahaz of Judah 36:1-4

Ezra
The people return to Jerusalem (with lots of stuff) 1:1-11
A list of people returning from Babylon 2:1-70
An altar is built and work on the temple begins 3:1-13
Israel's enemies offer to help build the temple 4:1-5
A letter to King Artaxerxes 4:6-16
The king's response 4:17
A letter to King Darius 5:1-17
Darius finds Cyrus's order 6:1-5
The decree of King Darius 6:6-12
Ezra's genealogy 7:1-5
Ezra comes to Jerusalem 7:6-10
Artaxerxes's letter to Ezra 7:11-28
A list of families returning to Jerusalem 8:1-14
Ezra finds some Levites 8:15-20
The gold and siver are weighed and animals are sacrificed 8:21-36
A list of men who had taken strange wives 10:18-44

Nehemiah
Nehemiah's prayer 1:1-11
Nehemiah goes to Jerusalem 2:1-20
Repairing the dung gate and other important matters 3:1-32
Opposition to the wall 4:1-23
Administative difficulties 5:1-19
The wall is finished 6:1-19
A list of people returning from Babylon 7:1-73
Ezra reads the Torah to the people for seven days 8:1-18
The Levites' prayer 9:1-38
The Israelites agree not to intermarry with non-Israelites 10:1-39
The people cast lots to determine who will live in Jerusalem 11:1-36
A list of priests and Levites 12:1-26
The wall is dedicated 12:27-47

Job
Eliphaz lectures Job 4:1-21
Eliphaz continues his lecture 5:1-27
Job responds to Eliphaz 6:1-30
Job continues his response to Eliphaz 7:1-21
Job complains to God 10:1-22
Zophar lectures Job 11:1-20
Job responds to Zophar 12:1-25
Job continues his response to Zophar 13:1-28
Job continues to continue (to respond to Zophar) 14:1-22
Eliphaz lectures Job 15:1-35
Job continues his response to Eliphaz 17:1-16
Bildad lectures Job 18:1-21
Zophar answers Job 20:1-29
Job replies to Zophar 21:1-34
Eliphaz's third speech 22:1-30
Job responds to Eliphaz 23:1-17
Job continues his response to Eliphaz 24:1-25
Bildad's third speech 25:1-6
Job responds to Bildad 26:1-14
Job continues his parable 27:1-23
Job continues to continue his parable 28:1-28
More of Job's parable 29:1-25
Even more of Job's parable 30:1-31
The end of Job's parable 31:1-40
Elihu begins his speech 32:1-22
Elihu tells Job to listen to him 33:1-33
Elihu continues his speech 34:1-37
Elihu keeps talking 35:1-16
Elihu continues his speech 36:1-33
Elihu finishes his speach 37:1-24

Psalms
The righteous and the ungodly 1:1-6
I'm going sleep now 4:1-8
Dead people don't remember you 6:1-10
God, you have a great name! 8:1-9
Forever 13:1-6
Who will live on God's holy hill 15:1-5
Oh God, listen to me 17:1-15
The firmament shows God's handywork 19:1-14
The name of the God of Jacob 20:1-9
I'm a sheep. God's my shepherd. 23:1-6
King of the hill 24:1-10
Don't let me be ashamed 25:1-22
I want to live in God's house 27:1-14
Blessed be God because he listens to me 28:1-9
Oh God, you've brought my soul up from the grave 30:1-12
I have hated them 31:1-24
My bones waxed old 32:1-11
By the breath of his mouth 33:1-22
The river of God's pleasures 36:1-12
I was dumb with silence 39:1-13
Aha Aha! 40:1-17
Whisperers 41:1-13
Where is your God? 42:1-11
An ungodly nation 43:1-5
The city of God 48:1-14
Tears in a bottle 56:1-13
I'm going to wake up early 57:1-11
The rock that is higher than I 61:1-8
According to his work 62:1-12
My flesh longs for God 62:1-11
God will shoot them with an arrow 64:1-10
The river of God 65:1-13
God is terrible in all his works 66:1-20
All the ends of the earth shall fear him 67:1-7
Let them say, Aha Aha 70:1-5
When I'm old and greyheaded 71:1-24
His enemies shall lick the dust 72:-20
Save us with your shining face 80:1-19
God is a sun 84:1-12
Righteousness and peace have kissed each other. 85:1-13
The other gods aren't like you 86:1-17
I'll mention Rahab 87:1-7
Three score years and ten 90:1-17
The God of vengeance 94:1-23
King of the gods 95:1-11
Fear God (more than the other gods) 96:1-13
Let the floods clap their hands 98:1-9
Between the cherubim 99:1-9
A joyful noise 100:1-5
I've eaten ashes 102:1-28
A fruitful land into barrenness 107:1-43
I'll throw my shoe over Edom 108:1-13
God gives meat to those who fear him 111:1-10
He makes barren women keep house 113:1-9
A saint's death is precious to God 116:1-19
Psalmlet 117:1-2
Their heart is as fat as grease 119:1-176
Peace in Jerusalem 122:1-9
The heavens 123:1-4
Swallowed up 124:1-8
We were like dreamers 126:1-6
Like grass on the rooftop 129:1-8
Still waiting 130:1-8
Lift up your hands 134:1-3
A cave prayer 142:1-7
No one is justified 143:1-12
Upside down 146:1-10
With timbrel and dance 150:1-6

Isaiah
Woe to those who won't help the poor 10:1-34
Praise the Lord 12:1-6
The burden of Damascus17:1-14
Woe to Ethiopia 18:1-7
My loins are filled with pain 21:1-17
Let us eat and drink, for to morrow we shall die 22:1-25
A (boring) song 26:1-21
Woe to you who spoil 33:1-24
I-35: The highway of holiness (and dragons) 35:1-10
A Babylonian visits Hezekiah 39:1-8
Cyrus is God's shepherd 44:1-28
Wake up, Jerusalem! 52:1-15
The spirit of the Lord is upon me 61:1-11
Your name will be Hephzibah 62:1-12

Jeremiah
Write all the words that I've spoken to you in a book. 30:1-24
Some more words to write down 31:1-40
Jeremiah in prison 32:1-15
Jeremiah's prayer 32:16-25
God's response 32:26-44
The first book of Jeremiah 36:1-19
Zedekiah asks Jeremiah to pray for him 37:1-14
Jeremiah goes to prison 37:15-22
Jeremiah is thrown into a dry well 38:1-6
Jeremiah and God threaten Zedekiah 38:14-28
Jeremiah is set free 40:1-16
Some random killings 41:1-18
Israel and Judah will go home 50:4-10
Jehoiachin is set free 52:30-34

Lamentations
Woe unto us 5:1-22

Ezekiel
God's riddle: An eagle came to Lebanon 17:1-24
A lion's lamentation 19:1-14
God's Tyrus song 27:1-36
God threatens Tyrus 28:1-10
Another Tyrus song 28:11-19
I'll give Egypt to Nebuchadrezzar 29:17-21
A tree grows in Lebanon 31:1-18
Woe to the shepherds Woe to the shepherds
The brass man's measurements 40:1-49
More measurements 41:1-22
Even more measurements 42:2-20
Altar measurements 43:13-17
More of God's holy dimensions 45:1-6
God divides the land 47:13-23
God finishes dividing the land 48:1-35

Matthew
The genealogy of Jesus 1:1-17
The parable of the sower 13:1-9
Jesus explains the parable of the sower 13:18-23

Luke
The Magnificat 1:46-55
Zechariah's prayer 1:67-80
An old woman named Anna 2:36-38
The genealogy of Jesus 3:23-38
The parable of the sower 8:4-8
Jesus explains the parable of the sower 8:11-15

Acts
Peter and John's prayer 4:24-30
Seven men are assigned to to serve tables 6:1-7
Stephen is accused of blaphemy (and his face looks like an angel's) 6:8-15
Stephen's long, boring (and irrelevant) response 7:1-53
Peter repeats the "kill and eat" dream 11:1-18
The Christians in Antioch 11:19-30
Paul speaks in the Antioch synagogue 13:13-52
Paul and Barnabas in Iconium 14:1-7
Paul and Barnabas return to Antioch 14:21-28
Paul in Thessalonica and Berea 17:1-15
Paul's speech on Mars Hill 17:16-34
Paul travels through Macedonia and Greece 20:1-6
Paul's speech to the Ephesian elders 20:13-38
Paul's trial before Felix 24:1-27
Paul demands to be tried in Rome 25:1-27
Paul's trial before Agrippa 26:1-32

2 Corinthians
Greetings and salutaions! 1:1-24
Saved people smell good to God (they smell like Christ) 2:1-17
Their minds were blinded 3:1-18
Your own bowels are straitened 6:1-13
Let's cleanse ourselves of all filthiness (and become perfectly holy to God) 7:1-7
That there may be equality 8:1-24

Hebrews
Things we've (already) heard 2:1-18
Milk and meat 5:1-14
We needed a new covenant (since the old one was flawed) 8:1-13
The boring first covenant 9:1-11