Quotes = new Array( "It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Mark Twain, Letters From the Earth", "Clearly, anyone who claims to be certain that Jesus was literally born of a virgin is lying. -- Sam Harris, Beliefnet inverview", "I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying 'This is fiction.' -- Ian McKellen, Today Show, 17 May 2006", "Were we allowed to read the Bible as we do all other books, we would admire its beauties, treasure its worthy thoughts, and account for all its absurd, grotesque and cruel things, by saying that its authors lived in rude, barbaric times. -- Robert Ingersoll, Some Mistakes of Moses", "I find myself having to read for an hour or so before I can fall asleep. And thanks to the Gideons, I've got good material. -- Mitt Romney, New York Times, Oct. 16, 2007", "Power-mad, belligerent, masochistic, petty, woefully insecure, extremely dangerous and unpredictable (and seemingly not too bright) Yahweh exhibits all the worst attributes of man. -- Brendan Powell Smith, creator of the Brick Testament", "Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. -- Jon Stewart", "Looking at you I bet people are thinking they’re going to be interested in Jesus Christ through you because of the way you look: this red-headed Sasquatch for Jesus! -- Sarah Palin, June 8, 2008", "Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder-Homer Simpson", "Arguments cannot be answered by personal abuse.... Should it turn out that I am the worst man in the whole world, the story of the flood will remain just as improbable as before, and the contradictions of the Pentateuch will still demand an explanation. -- Robert Ingersoll, Some Mistakes of Moses" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);