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"It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Mark Twain, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060921056/skepticsannotate'>Letters From the Earth</a>",
"Does the Lord love insects best? They're so nice He made them twice: On Day 5 He makes &#34;the living creatures of every kind that creep.&#34; Three verses, and 24 hours later, He makes &#34;all kinds of creeping things of the earth.&#34; -- David Plotz, <a href='http://www.slate.com/id/2141712/?nav=navoa'>Slate Blogs the Bible</a>"
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