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"It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Mark Twain, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060921056/skepticsannotate'>Letters From the Earth</a>",
"Clearly, anyone who claims to be certain that Jesus was literally born of a virgin is lying. -- -- Sam Harris, <a href='http://www.beliefnet.com/story/191/story_19107_1.html'>Beliefnet inverview</a>"
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