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Injustice
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Skeptic's Annotated Quran
Drunk With Blood:
God's killings in the Bible

by Steve Wells,
the creator of the SAB.

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Surah 2: Injustice

  1. Don't bother warning the disbelievers. Allah has made it impossible for them to believe so that he can torture them forever after they die. 2:6-7

  2. Allah has sickened the hearts of disbelievers and increased their disease. He is a spiritual anti-doctor. 2:10

  3. Allah mocks the unbelievers, "leaving them to wander blindly." 2:15

  4. Allah has blinded the disbelievers. "Allah taketh away their light and leaveth them in darkness, where they cannot see, Deaf, dumb and blind." 2:17-18

  5. If you try to compose a surah that is better than those in the Quran, and then fail, Allah will burn you forever if you in the fire that he has prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is men and stones. 2:24

  6. Allah will shed human blood while angels praise him in heaven. (The angels question why Allah has to kill people; Allah says they'd understand if they knew everything like he does.) 2:30

  7. They who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful Peoples of the Fire. They will abide therein." 2:39

  8. "Guard yourselves against a day when no soul will in aught avail another, nor will intercession be accepted from it, nor will compensation be received from it, nor will they be helped."
    There will come a day when Allah will refuse all prayers and help no one. 2:48

  9. Allah stamped wretchedness upon the Jews because they killed the prophets and disbelieved Allah's revelations. 2:61

  10. Allah turned Sabbath-breaking Jews into apes to be despised and hated. All modern Jews are descendants of apes (or all modern apes are descendants of Sabbath-breaking Jews). 2:65-66

  11. "Whosoever hath done evil and his sin surroundeth him; such are rightful owners of the Fire." 2:81

  12. Christians and Jews (who believe in only part of the Scripture), will suffer in this life and go to hell in the next. 2:85

  13. "Allah has cursed them for their unbelief."
    Because I disbelieve in his bullshit, Allah has cursed me, along with nearly six billion other non-Muslims. 2:88

  14. The curse of Allah is on disbelievers. 2:89

  15. "They have incurred anger upon anger. For disbelievers is a shameful doom." 90

  16. Jews are the greediest of all humankind. They'd like to live 1000 years. But even that "would by no means remove the doom." 2:96

  17. Allah is an enemy to the disbelievers. 2:98

  18. Allah has revealed "clear tokens." Only evil people are disbelievers. 2:99

  19. "For disbelievers is a painful doom." 2:104

  20. The Jews and Christians know damn well that the Muslims are right, so they try to make Muslims disbelievers because they envy the truth that they know the Muslims have. 2:109

  21. Allah will make disbelievers' lives miserable in this world and torture them forever after they die. 2:114

  22. "And thou wilt not be asked about the owners of hell-fire." (They are the non-muslims.) 2:119

  23. Disbelievers are losers. 2:121

  24. Allah will leave the disbelievers alone for a while, but then he will compel them to the doom of Fire. 2:126

  25. Allah will curse those who "hide the proofs and the guidance" that he revealed. But how can you hide things that don't exist? There are no proofs anywhere in the Quran and whatever guidance is there is almost always bad. 2:159

  26. Those who disbelieve in the Quran, for whatever reason, are cursed by Allah, the angels, and men combined. So every good Muslim must join Allah and the angels in cursing nonbelievers. 2:161

  27. The doom of the disbelievers will not be lightened. 2:162

  28. "On the day when they behold the doom and all their aims collapse with them ... Allah is severe punishment!" 2:165-6

  29. They will not emerge from the Fire. 2:167

  30. "Those who disbelieve [are] Deaf, dumb, blind, therefore they have no sense." 2:171

  31. Those who hide the Scripture will have their bellies eaten with fire. Theirs will be a painful doom. 2:174

  32. How constant are they in their strife to reach the Fire! 2:175

  33. If someone murders your slave, then you get to kill one of his. If it was a male that was killed, you kill one of the killer's male slaves. If a female, you kill a female. Murder for murder. Slave for slave. It all works out swell with Allah's wondrous rules. (Oh, and if you don't follow them, you'll have the usual painful doom.) 2:178

  34. "There is life for you in retaliation ... that ye may ward off (evil)."
    There is life for you in Allah's magic retaliation. It helps to ward off evil. (It works like a rabbit's foot or something.) 2:179

  35. Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kil them. Such is the reward of disbelievers. (But if they desist in their unbelief, then don't kill them.) 2:191-2

  36. Allah says that you must keep fighting until there is no more persecution and everyone on earth is a Muslim. Then you can stop killing people. 2:193a

  37. But if there are any wrong-doers around after you've killed off all the disbelievers, persecutors and aggressors, then you'll have to kill them too. 2:193b

  38. Whatever nasty stuff people do to you in war, you must do to them. Rape for rape, genocide for genocide, torture for torture. Allah is with those who fight evil with evil. 2:194

  39. "Spend your wealth for the cause of Allah." 2:195

  40. Those who fail in their duty to Allah are proud and sinful. They will all go to hell. 2:206

  41. "But those who keep their duty to Allah will be above them [non-muslims] on the Day of Resurrection." 2:212

  42. War is ordained by Allah, and all Muslims must be willing to fight, whether they like it or not. 2:216

  43. It's you and your religion against them and theirs. They won't stop fighting until they make you a "renegade from your religion" and if they succeed in that so you die in disbelief, Allah will burn you forever in the Fire. 2:217

  44. Those who marry unbelievers will burn in the Fire. 2:221

  45. "Allah will not take you to task for that which is unintentional in your oaths." 2:225

  46. Women have rights that are similar to men, but men are "a degree above them." 2:228

  47. "The disbelievers, they are the wrong-doers." 2:254

  48. Disbelievers worship false gods. The will burn forever in the Fire. 2:257

  49. Allah does not guide disbelievers. 2:264

  50. "Those who swallow usury ... are rightful owners of the Fire." 2:275

  51. "Give us victory over the disbelieving folk." 2:286