"This is the Scripture whereof there is no doubt, a guidance unto those who ward off (evil)."
There is no doubt about this or any other "Scripture". It is false. It wasn't revealed by God and it won't "ward off evil."
2:2
"Shall we believe as the foolish believe?"
According to the Quran, the answer is, yes. To be truly wise you must believe whatever the foolish believe. 2:13
"If Allah willed, He could destroy their hearing and their sight. Lo! Allah is able to do all things." 2:20
And He taught Adam all the names."
Allah taught Adam all the names of the plants and animals, which must have taken a while since there are 1.7 million species that are known
today, with probably another 10 million or so that are yet to be discovered. And this only includes those that are alive today. If extinct species
are included (~99%), then Allah must have taught Adam a billion or so names. 2:31
"And if ye are in doubt ... then produce a surah of the like thereof."
If you doubt that the truth of the Quran, then try making some stuff up and see how it compares. (Whatever you come up with will be better than the
Quran.) 2:23
Allah commands the angels to worship Adam. They all do, except for
Iblis, who becomes a disbeliever. 2:34
Allah struck Moses with lightening and then revived him just so that Moses would thank him for it!
2:55-56
Allah stamped wretchedness upon the Jews at the time of Moses because they killed the prophets
and disbelieved Allah's revelations. But what prophets could they have killed and what
revelations could they have rejected? Most of the prophets and revelations came later, didn't they? 2:61
Allah turned the Sabbath-breaking Jews into apes. 2:65-66
"Pray for us unto thy Lord that He make clear to us what (cow) she is."
A load of silly bull shit about a yellow cow. 2:67-71
To settle a murder mystery, Allah brought a murder victim
back to life by hitting his dead body with a piece of the yellow cow. The risen man then
identified his murderer! 2:72-3
Allah makes a man "die" for 100 years, and then brings him back to life.
2:259
To show how he gives life to the dead, Allah tells Abraham to cut up the
bodies of four birds, scatter their remains on four hills, and then call to them. Allah says
that the dead birds will come quickly to Abraham. 2:260
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