Drunk With Blood: God's killings in the Bible

1. The Flood of Noah: All flesh died that moved upon the earth
2. Abraham's war to rescue Lot
3. Sodom and Gomorrrah
4. Remember Lot's wife (Forget Jesus)
5. The Dinah and Shechem Massacre
6. Er was wicked in the sight of the Lord (so the Lord slew him)
7. Onan spilled it on the ground (so the Lord killed him too)
8. God's seven-year, world-wide famine
9. There will be blood: The First Plague of Egypt
10. The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail shall come down upon them and they shall die.
11. The Lord smote all the firstborn in thre land of Egypt
12. God drowned the Egyptian army: The Lord took off their chariot wheels
13. The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation
14. Who is on the Lord's side: Forcing friends and family to kill each other
15. The Lord plagued the people because of the calf that Aaron made
16. God burned Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire before the Lord"
17.A blasphemer is stoned to death
18. When the people complained, God burned them to death
19. While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them with a very great plague
20. Ten scouts are killed for their honest report
21. Sticks and stones: A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death
22. Korah and his companions are buried alive (along with their families)
23. God burned 250 people to death for burning incense
24. God killed 14,700 for complaining about God's killings
25. The massacre of the Aradites
26. God sent fiery serpents to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water
27. Phinehas's double murder: A killing to end God's killngs
28. The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive?
29. God slowly killed the Israelite army
30. God the giant killer
31. God hardens king Sihon's heart so that all his people can be killed
32. Og and all the men, women, and children in 60 cities
33. The Jericho Massacre
34. Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death
35. The Ai Massacre
36. God stops the sun so that Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight
37. Five kings are killed and hung on trees
38. Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord God commanded
39. The genocide of twenty kingdoms
40. The Anakim: Some more giant killing

41. The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites

42. The Jerusalem massacre

43. Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots

44. The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim

45. Ehud delivers a message from God

1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 and 2 Chronicles
Esther, Job, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel
The Apocrypha
The New Testament
How many more will God kill?
A table of God's killings