Quotes = new Array( //1 Nephi "The plates ... I have given the name of Nephi; wherefore, they are called the plates of Nephi, after mine own name; and these plates also are called the plates of Nephi.--1 Nephi 9:2", "And it came to pass that I beheld this great and abominable church; and I saw the devil that he was the founder of it.--1 Nephi 13:6", "A round ball of curious workmanship; and it was of fine brass. And within the ball were two spindles; and the one pointed the way whither we should go into the wilderness.--1 Nephi 16:10", "We did follow the directions of the ball, which led us in the more fertile parts of the wilderness.--1 Nephi 16:16", "I will make thy food become sweet, that ye cook it not.--1 Nephi 17:12", "He sent fiery flying serpents among them.--1 Nephi 17:41", "Now I, Nephi, did not work the timbers after the manner which was learned by men, neither did I build the ship after the manner of men; but I did build it after the manner which the Lord had shown unto me; wherefore, it was not after the manner of men.--1 Nephi 18:2", "I do not write anything upon plates save it be that I think it be sacred. And now, if I do err, even did they err of old; not that I would excuse myself because of other men.--1 Nephi 19:6", "And kings shall be thy nursing fathers.--1 Nephi 21:23", //2 Nephi "A choice seer will I raise up out of the fruit of thy loins; and he shall be esteemed highly among the fruit of thy loins. And unto him will I give commandment that he shall do a work for the fruit of thy loins....--2 Nephi 3:7", "Wherefore, the fruit of thy loins shall write; and the fruit of the loins of Judah shall write; and that which shall be written by the fruit of thy loins, and also that which shall be written by the fruit of the loins of Judah, shall grow together, ... establishing peace among the fruit of thy loins....--2 Nephi 3:12", "And the Lord said unto me also: I will raise up unto the fruit of thy loins; and I will make for him a spokesman. And I, behold, I will give unto him that he shall write the writing of the fruit of thy loins, unto the fruit of thy loins; and the spokesman of thy loins shall declare it.--2 Nephi 3:18", "And kings shall be thy nursing fathers.--2 Nephi 6:7", "The kings of the Gentiles shall be nursing fathers.--2 Nephi 10:9", "And now I, Nephi, write more of the words of Isaiah, for my soul delighteth in his words.--2 Nephi 11:2", "And it shall come to pass, instead of sweet smell there shall be stink.--2 Nephi 13:24", "And it shall come to pass ... that the Lord shall hiss for the fly ... and for the bee.--2 Nephi 17:18", "The Lord shave with a razor ... the head, and the hair of the feet.--2 Nephi 17:20", "With the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.--2 Nephi 21:4", "Out of the serpent's root shall come forth a cockatrice, and his fruit shall be a fiery flying serpent.--2 Nephi 24:29", "My soul delighteth in the words of Isaiah.--2 Nephi 25:5", "Wo unto them that fight against God and the people of his church.--2 Nephi 25:14", "The Lord ... will proceed to do a marvelous work and a wonder.--2 Nephi 25:17", "And behold the book shall be sealed.--2 Nephi 27:7", "Wo be unto him that rejecteth the word of God!--2 Nephi 27:14", "I will proceed to do a marvelous work among this people, yea, a marvelous work and a wonder.--2 Nephi 27:26", "Yea, they are grasped with death, and hell; and death, and hell, and the devil.--2 Nephi 28:23", "I shall proceed to do a marvelous work.--2 Nephi 29:1", "The Gentiles shall say: A Bible! A Bible! We have got a Bible, and there cannot be any more Bible.--2 Nephi 29:3", "Thou fool, that shall say: A Bible, we have got a Bible, and we need no more Bible.--2 Nephi 29:6", "With the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.--2 Nephi 30:9", "No man will be angry at the words which I have written save he shall be of the spirit of the devil.--2 Nephi 33:5", "If ye shall believe in Christ ye will believe in these words, for they are the words of Christ, and he hath given them unto me.--2 Nephi 33:10", //Jacob "And now it came to pass that the people of Nephi ... began to ... indulge themselves somewhat in wicked practices, such as like unto David of old desiring many wives and concubines.--Jacob 1:15", //Enos //Jarom //Omni "And he dwelt with them for the space of nine moons.--1:21", //Mosiah "A seer is greater than a prophet.--Mosiah 8:15", "A seer is a revelator and a prophet also; and a gift which is greater can no man have. -- Mosiah 8:16", "He shall be called the Son of God ... being the Father and the Son.--Mosiah 15:2", "All this was done in Mormon, yea, by the waters of Mormon, in the forest that was near the waters of Mormon; yea, the place of Mormon, the waters of Mormon, the forest of Mormon--Mosiah 18:30", "He translated them by the means of those two stones which were fastened into the two rims of a bow.--Mosiah 28:13", //Alma "He shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem.--Alma 7:10", "He who is filthy shall remain in his filthiness.--Alma 7:21", "Now the reckoning is thus -- a senine of gold, a seon of gold, a shum of gold, and a limnah of gold. A senum of silver, an amnor of silver, an ezrom of silver, and an onti of silver. --Alma 11:5-6", "Is the Son of God the very Eternal Father? And Amulek said unto him: Yea, he is the very Eternal Father.--Alma 11:38", "And it came to pass in the eleventh year of the reign of the judges ... even until the fifth day of the second month in the eleventh year....--Alma 16:1", "Their dead bodies were heaped up upon the face of the earth, and they were covered with a shallow covering. And now so great was the scent thereof that the people did not go in to possess the land of Ammonihah for many years.--Alma 16:11", "Others say that he is dead and that he stinketh ... but as for myself, to me he doth not stink.--Alma 19:5", "And it came to pass that they called their names Anti-Nephi-Lehies; and they were called by this name and were no more called Lamanites.--Alma 23:17", "If a man knoweth a thing he hath no cause to believe, for he knoweth it.--Alma 32:18", "The thing which our fathers call a ball, or director -- or our fathers called it Liahona, which is, being interpreted, a compass; and the Lord prepared it.--Alma 37:38", "God would prosper them in the land, or in other words ... God ... would prosper them in the land.--Alma 48:15", // Helaman "Nephi and Lehi were ... standing in the midst of fire and were not burned. -- Helaman 5:23", "And it came to pass that there came a voice as if it were above the cloud of darkness, saying ... -- Helaman 5:29:", "And also again the third time the voice came, and did speak unto them marvelous words which cannot be uttered by man; and the walls did tremble again, and the earth shook as if it were about to divide asunder. -- Helaman 5:33", "The faces of Nephi and Lehi; and behold, they did shine exceedingly, even as the faces of angels. -- Helaman 5:36", "Behold, we are surrounded by demons. -- Helaman 13:37", "Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the Father of heaven and of earth.... -- Helaman 14:12", //3 Nephi "Now it came to pass that there was a day set apart by the unbelievers, that all those who believed in those traditions should be put to death.--3 Nephi 1:9", "Behold, at the going down of the sun there was no darkness.--3 Nephi 1:15", "It came to pass that there was no darkness in all that night, but it was as light as though it was mid-day.--3 Nephi 1:19", "And now behold, there was not a living soul among all the people of the Nephites who did doubt in the least the words of all the holy prophets who had spoken.--3 Nephi 5:1", "And thus had the twenty and second year passed away, and the twenty and third year also, and the twenty and fourth, and the twenty and fifth; and thus had twenty and five years passed away.--3 Nephi 5:7", "There was not any light seen, neither fire, nor glimmer, neither the sun, nor the moon, nor the stars.--3 Nephi 8:22", "It came to pass that there was a voice heard among all the inhabitants of the earth, upon all the face of this land, crying ... --3 Nephi 9:1", "Behold, I am Jesus Christ the Son of God.--3 Nephi 9:15", "It came to pass that ... they heard a voice as if it came out of heaven.--3 Nephi 11:3", "He that hath the spirit of contention is not of me, but is of the devil.--3 Nephi 11:29", //4 Nephi "And thus did the thirty and eighth year pass away, and also the thirty and ninth, and forty and first, and the forty and second, yea, even until forty and nine years had passed away, and also the fifty and first, and the fifty and second; yea, and even until fifty and nine years had passed away.--4 Nephi 1:6" ); var x = Math.floor (Quotes.length * Math.random()); document.write(Quotes[x]);