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"Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as &#39;exceeding sore,&#39; &#39;and it came to pass,&#39; etc., and made things satisfactory again. &#39;And it came to pass&#39; was his pet. If he had left that out, his Bible would have been only a pamphlet. -- Mark Twain, <a href='http://www.helpingmormons.org/twain.htm'>Roughing It</a>, Chapter 16"
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