2 Chronicles
Introduction

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Absurdities
Commandments
Contradictions
Cruelty and Violence
Injustice
Intolerance
Family Values
Science and History
Women
Interpretation
Boring Stuff
Prophecy
Sex
Politics
Language
Good Stuff

2 Chronicles: Language

  1. After Solomon died, his son Rehoboam became king, and everyone in Israel came to talk to him, begging him to not be the jerk his father was. Rehoboam said that he'd be even nastier. His dad laid heavy burdens upon them and tortured them with whips; he would torture them with scorpions. If Solomon had a big dick, Rehoboam has an even bigger one. "My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins." 10:3-11